Celeb Big Bro Thread 5 - Just when you thought it couldn't get more any more surreal than spider following

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

David Gest and Daniella seem the most rational and normal in there.

I never thought I'd be saying that.

Most importantly, what will happen to the shoes?

I would never eat instant potatoes or spam...do they still make that stuff?

I know Thorn

Vile

Down the road from us we have a dairy farm with a cafe that sells 36 flavours of ice cream. Including stilton flavour.

I would quite happily eat instant mash and spam. What is wrong with these children?

We used to have spam fritters at school.

I loved them

Pink magnums? Tell me more? I've never heard of that

I want to go there sparkling

Even bb is suspicious of John

DH has just appeared said 'That John's a bit of a cock isn't he?' and disappeared again.

Enrique, I've had the same ads!

I really want to open the tub of B&J cinnabun (see what they did there) ice cream.

I do have sore throat so I think I deserve some.

I quite like Smash. I'll get my coat.

Stilton flavour ice cream

Ugh spam I would rather starve than eat that

But Megan is acting like she hasn't eaten for weeks.......it's literally been a day!!

This is why Megan in single.....

It's great Shelly but smells of cows sometimes.

Not a tear in sight!

This is not a compliment to my Ds but she reminds me of him when he has a meltdown soooo much

Sorry Ds1

Someone tell Megan she is not Nike Graham.

Exactly notgiving - how could anyone put up with that?!

'Three crackers and a fucking fig' all the food groups there.

Nikki *

Three crackers and a fucking fig....

Mmmmm...I fancy some of that!

With a bit of cheese!

'Both delicious and nutritious'

Stephanie really does have the worst laugh ever.

Nike

Stilton ice cream?!?! What savoury food would you we've that with?

We've got a lovely independent ice cream shop too, Snickers, liquorice, beer head, cider, cherry choc, peanut butter, custard cream, apple pie, mince pie, reindeer poo.

The list is endless!

Spam and mash isn't nutritionally balanced, unless there were cold baked beans I suppose?