Celeb Big Bro Thread 3 - Big hair, no hair, boob jobs, and designer vaginas. It isn't pretty.

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

So here we go - who is next out?

How much longer until BB realises we don't like them messing with the evictions?

We want back to basics!

David's face!

DG cringing

Was she? Oh right. Yes I was confused then

Is Megan the one who looks like a Simpson?

I sound just like David when I sing.

That's true!

Stephanie the winner?!!!!!

Megan was robbed!

I have just read back and I think Megan was much better than Stephanie.

You can hear see why David produces

Stephanie the winner.....for fuck sake

Stephanie

I thought bland faced sarky eyes was actually the best.

Are they fucking deaf?!!

Dilbert

I think they are

Ugh DG they don't love each other ffs

Pass me the bucket

Cabaret is my favourite musical

'You know I love you'

Worra loada shit!!

Megan was definitely robbed but my highlight was the FOAK saying he can never understand a word NF says but when he sang it was all like an American and he could understand every word

I want Megan's hat.

Its definitely stupid.

I don't know what it is about this years housemates but there's something missing this year. Maybe none of them seem like friends or genuine.

Hope Nancy wasn't trying to get in with stephanie and the dicks, was she really the best?

I quite like Jonathan, I think he's quite funny, granted in a bitchy way, but it's up my humour street.

Hadn't thought of him not liking Gemma, well observed and I can see it now!

And why the fuck did Stephanie win?!?!

I want syrup pudding and custard now AnyFucker

Has your DH switched over?

Megan was far better.

I can't understand half of what Stephanie says....and I don't live a million miles away.

Can't believe she is an actress!