Celeb Big Bro Thread 3 - Big hair, no hair, boob jobs, and designer vaginas. It isn't pretty.

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

So here we go - who is next out?

How much longer until BB realises we don't like them messing with the evictions?

We want back to basics!

Sole

Oh fuck Felix. Sorry to read that X

Oh here we go the tears are flowing now

A bit of bronzer will mend everything .

She's hard bloody work

Gemma arse licker.

Aw Daniella!

Felix

I am a few minutes behind now. WIll try to catch up.

OUCH Felix.
Hope the pizza takes the edge off.

God so much d.r.a.m.a. It's like just off Broadway.

I really dislike Gemma. I can't figure out why yet....

Daniella get a grip

Omg!

Meltdown!

I hope no one wants to employ them for a show.

Poor Felix.Hope you recover soon.

What is she on about....??! Everyone's arguing.....have I missed a load of episodes or something

Fireworks

So sorry to hear that Felix. Must have been terrifying.

There's not an ounce of class between the lot of them.

Danyella is forgetting this isn't eastenders.

Get well soon Felix

You know BB is in full swing when someone declares that they have been 'mugged off'

Lol hoose!

My husband has just spoken to me!

I'm honoured.

Angie is just a toddler.

Unless they have cut about an hour's worth of arguing I have no idea why she's behaving like this.

(nb I'm about 5 minutes behind, so they may all be bessie mates again by now)

I think this could be an interesting series

Sole - I also dislike Gemma and I am like you. I really don't know why.

Angie is seriously hard work.

Thanks everyone! It's not that bad and could have been worse. I'm just annoyed that the car will probably be written off and I can't work until it's healed. Hopefully won't be too long.

I did like Angie before but she's being such a drama llama.

Sole I think Gemma is a snake in the grass.

I think Gemma nwants to look good.

End of!
She's got to put that little ( big) embarrassment of her star performance in the jungle behind her and hope we are dazzled by her brilliance in there.

Yeah right!

It's only half the price but twice the fun. Apparently
Play a war game
Sell your old tat, or buy someone else's
People want to sell you a car
British Gas Penguin engineers
A man pushed himself even though he was born in Carlisle
Break the rules to do great things with surface pro
A fox crosses the road in the dark accompanied by a Kaiser Chief's tune
Ch 5 Secret Life of the Family, not as seen on MN

I cannot stand gemma. She speaks so slowly because she is thinking about every word, flitering and editing - fake as fuck.