Celeb Big Bro Thread 3 - Big hair, no hair, boob jobs, and designer vaginas. It isn't pretty.

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

So here we go - who is next out?

How much longer until BB realises we don't like them messing with the evictions?

We want back to basics!

Well said Anne

The one side of his neck looks like he has a giant hoop earring. That's what I see!

When Jonathan said all he needs to do in go into Harrods and thousands of people know who he is, I was like . Is that when you go on your own Johnathan or with a Kardashian?

Jonathan is a professional hanger on he maked me laugh with his Harrods story does Kim KW have any real friends or are they all just hangers on ? I think the neck earring is meant to be a moon

He maked me jeez am i 5 made obviously

I had never even heard of him before this and I doubt I'll ever hear of hi again.

I don't know what's wrong with me, I might be sickening for something Am finding this series so hard to get in to and not watching it all isn't helping, so here's information from the Daily Mirror site.

Fees are what the Mirror allege.

David Gest. Music Producer and TV personality. £600,000

Jonathan Cheban. US reality contestant and in my words a FOAK. £300,000

Danniella Westbrook. Actress. £200,000

Stephanie Davis. Hollyoaks actress. £150,000

Nancy Dell'Ollio. Ex lawyer and reality show contestant. I'd add ex girlfriend of former England Football Team manager. £100,000

Gemma Collins. Cast member TOWIE. £100,000

Kristina Rihanoff. Dancer on Strictly Come Dancing. £100,000

Winston McKenzie Evicted
Former UKIP member. I'd add candidate for Mayor of London election? £60,000

Megan McKenna. Was on ex on the beach. £30,000

The Mirror doesn't know the fees for
Angie Bowie. US model, actress, writer and journalist specializing in gender issues. I'd add former wife of David

John Partridge. Actor, Eastenders

Darren Day. West End actor

Christopher Maloney. Was once on X Factor

Scotty T. Cast member Geordie Shore

Tiffany Pollard. US reality TV contestant

Jeremy MCConnell. Former 'Mr Ireland' model

There you are, that's in lieu of the ads run down I missed last night [drink]

Mirror UK

Correction.
I had two tabs open.
This is where the alleged fees are quoted
Telly Mix

I can't keep up with this thread - I don't think I was meant to be a PWB. But I did try

I never swear in RL and I can't even read sweary words because of csa triggers. Now that you are using sweary names for celebrities I have to bow out. But I hope you all enjoy chatting and continue having fun. I hope that CBB becomes less boring for you all.

Just watch out for that Lady C sneaking into BOTS again and 'zap her'.

I'll see some of you on another detective thread over 2016.

Love to all x x

Oh no sadwidow I can't find swear words. Sorry you are leaving us

What sweary names? Haven't seen any sad.

Hi, I'm frantically trying to catch on on Friday's and last night's shows.

I'm just watching Winston Wanker's eviction interview.

Wow.

I hope if felt as isolated, vindicated and unfairly judged as a Christian as he made gay couples feel. Twat.

Wiener - don't bother with last nights as nothing at all happened.

Join us tonight and we'll fill you in.

I think I need to know is why Stephanie was crying?
Thanks!

Mumsnet was not working for me for ages!

FOAK = Friend of a Kardashian

Yes, Mary.The same one.

Yes he is, Mary, and equally vile now as then.

Have just realised that is the sweary name Sad was complaining about. It isn't our fault. That's his MN name!

She is worried her boyfriend will think something going on with Jeremy as they share a bed and hug and kiss.She was upset because David suggested her boyfriend wouldn't like it.

Doesn't anybody care my Mumsnet wouldn't work? I was PANICKING I wouldn't be here with my PWB blud!

Five minutes to go PWB'S