Celeb Big Bro Thread 3 - Big hair, no hair, boob jobs, and designer vaginas. It isn't pretty.

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

So here we go - who is next out?

How much longer until BB realises we don't like them messing with the evictions?

We want back to basics!

Jonathan spot on

Sorry for the LATE reply Shelly but Jonathan said in the diary room he wants out during the preview.

Evening all. How is Johnathan attempting fashion advice? If pink makes GC happy it makes her happy. The swine!

AF

AF - two trashy shows back to back is a struggle, I have to confess. I had to eat all my snacks an hour ago

hey Jonathon fuck off then

DH let me watch The Voice and now he won't let me watch CBB.

The voice is piss poor but . . . I bloody love Will & Paloma.

I'm so sorry. I have been punished by my Sky box so it will never happen again. I promise.

Had to turn it off and on again and it has just re-booted so I've missed the first part.

Have I missed anything vital???

I hate banter

I loved Daniella and the other guy's silent mirth at Jonathan's comments to The GC™. They could be the fun group.

Only one televisions Hearts? Sainsbury have some great deals on at the moment.

Hearts - kick him out. Right now. It's the only way

Jonathan's only claim to fame is to be a friend of the Kardashians. That is why he said, "I only have to say to Kim, 'Would Victoria Beckham wear that?' and she wouldn't wear the dress". So he had to give some fashion advice to Gemma to give him a reason for being in the house.

Having a quick look at Casualty in the break. I LUFFS MY CHARLIE FAIRHEAD!

Nothing much Anne.

Hearts he's not worth it. Kill him.

I am very much warming to Danyella and Gemma

The only one I recognised from the 30 seconds it was on was Nanfucker from the X Factor. Who was the blonde woman in bed with him?

Oh Winston do sod off. Love Johnys hat!

Hearts - that was Daniella Westbrook. They were friends before CBB but fell out 6 months ago. They made up on yesterday's show.

Winston, nobody is interested, dude

Yawn.

Anyone who watches Towie will know just how malicious and vile Gemma can be . Wonder if we will see it on bb

No we have another telly but the sofa here is more comfy.

Besides, he is leaving on Friday for Canada, never to be seen in these here parts again.