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Death in Paradise Series 5

75 replies

SuffolkNWhat · 07/01/2016 21:29

Anyone watching? My favourite bit of TV fluff!

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NiceAcorns · 07/01/2016 21:32

I'm in! Water, beach, sea, beer & murder!

Davros · 07/01/2016 22:27

Me too but I had to switch it off and save for later because DH kept nodding off.

Clawdy · 07/01/2016 22:31

Good fun as usual. Still miss Camille though.

BadgersNadgers · 07/01/2016 22:33

Oh I love it. Scooby Doo with the Cat from Red Dwarf, what's not to love?

G1veMeStrength · 08/01/2016 10:15

I love Death in Paradise, really enjoyed last night. Its all so pretty and warm. Being totally shallow, how nice to see the good looking bloke from Monarch of the Glen too.

AllMyBestFriendsAreMetalheads · 08/01/2016 21:56

Another fan here! I love Danny John-Jules. I often have to pause and google who the guest stars are though Smile

I too miss Camille, but with the heavy hints about Humphs love life, I'm worrying they're lining him up with Florence.

Davros · 09/01/2016 00:17

I thought that about Humph and Florence, I hope they don't do it. I guessed the outcome of this episode, I must be a genius!

AllMyBestFriendsAreMetalheads · 09/01/2016 08:45

You are a genius - I didn't see it coming at all! One of my theories was that the wife and the student were having the affair and killed him off to get their hands on the money. Close, but no cigar.

SuffolkNWhat · 10/01/2016 14:31

We called the wife but not the reason

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OhSoggyBiscuit · 12/01/2016 23:24

One of my favourite TV shows- I'm usually not into whodunnit types of programmes but I make an exception for this.

Blondeshavemorefun · 13/01/2016 02:26

Love it

Easy to watch and clever who dunit

Tho like midsummer wouldn't want to live there as murders every week Grin

BonitaFangita · 14/01/2016 21:18

I love it. A bit of sea, sun and fluff on a frosty Thursday night, what's not to love. But, you're right blonde, I wouldn't want to live there!

SuffolkNWhat · 14/01/2016 21:30

Who do we reckon for tonight? My money is on the secretary who has been shagging the French bloke

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BonitaFangita · 14/01/2016 21:44

Do you think he practised his accent watching 'Allo Allo'? I think it's the older guy with grey hair

BonitaFangita · 14/01/2016 21:49

Ooh here we go!

WipsGlitter · 14/01/2016 21:57

OMG! DP and I have just been saying what utter shite this is!! I hate that actor who plays the detective now.

BonitaFangita · 14/01/2016 22:01

Well obvs it's shite. But sunny shite so it's got that going for it Grin
I prefer the other detective, this one can't act for toffee

SuffolkNWhat · 14/01/2016 22:04

I like Humph

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Clawdy · 14/01/2016 22:15

I like them all. Escapism on a freezing January night.

confusedandemployed · 14/01/2016 22:18

Oooh I love DiP. Proper, old-fashioned brain candy. Kris Marshall and Danny J-J have the best gig in TV.
I guessed tonight's!

BelindaBagwash · 14/01/2016 22:56

Decided to give this another whirl after losing patience with the overacted bumbling buffoonery of Kris Marshall in the last series.

Sadly he ruins it again so I won't be watching it again. Pity because I love the scenery and the rest of the characters.

OttiliaVonBCup · 15/01/2016 22:23

Can we have Camille back please?

New police woman actress is so wooden, it drives me bonkers.

Clawdy · 15/01/2016 22:47

Yes,and she tries too hard to be like Camille,but has no real personality. It'll be a bit disappointing if they try and put her and Kris M together, as there is no chemistry there at all.

OttiliaVonBCup · 15/01/2016 22:53

I'm watching on cath up now and she only has one facial expression - one brow up, look to the other side, hair flick.

I've seen better actresses as second sheep at a Primary Nativity play.

Akire · 15/01/2016 23:26

I like the show for bit of lazy TV but really bugs hell out of me that the woman detective, both of them, wear the smallest stupidness clothes going.

The policemen manage long trousers and shirts, the British detective both of them have to keep suit on. Surely a quirk of one not two!! But lady can wear little more than swimwear. Surely this basic dress code even if she wore off skirt just above the knee. But no it's shorts level with her knickers and top show all back and bare arms and shoulders..... I know I know I need get our more!

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