Celeb Big Bro Thread 2 - Fire extinguishers at the ready! Watch out for a hairspray inferno!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Fed up of the arse-licking fuckers (copyright AnyFucker) in the box.

Would have been good to see the main house on basic rations.

This house has potential though - once we get rid of the dull ones.

I'm loving DG his face! And the hair! I'm sure they're finding the best camera angles to show his head in all its shiney glory

I like Nancy and Bowles ex. Elegantly dealing with the fuckwits

That quilt will end up costing £10,000 Enrique!

Sending wine vibes Anne!

Oh shit.

Oops - picture didn't upload!

Dog in his speshully filter sunglasses.....

Omfg. At the child abuse comment.

Did anyone see the fox cushions - i want them!!

I missed the child abuse comment? Don't want to rewind

OMG

awwww sad

Why are they congratulating each other on these 'facts'

Where the fuck did Darren get £2000 a week to spend on drugs? How did he ever earn enough to do that? He's a nobody.

That's one cool pooch Sad Winston is a total dick.

Keep digging Winston

Winston's fact was "described adoption by a gay couple is child abuse" scoop.

All kicking off now

Winston can fuck RIGHT off.

Don't clap him FFS

Winston is a coward it's obvious how full of hatred he is. Just admit it and stand by what you said. Eurrrrgh!

That's what I thought too Anne.

Agree move over

Move, I have no idea why they're clapping. Throw them fish I say.

Anne, I have no wine either and I missed that ad all apart from 99p and quilt, it might have been toilet paper for all I know.

All of this is very awkward and Winston needs to learn about what to do when you're in a hole

Stop it. Your dirty minds, Stop Digging.

I love John Partridge!

I can't help but think John is a try too hard. He SO wants to win.