Celeb Big Bro Thread 2 - Fire extinguishers at the ready! Watch out for a hairspray inferno!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Fed up of the arse-licking fuckers (copyright AnyFucker) in the box.

Would have been good to see the main house on basic rations.

This house has potential though - once we get rid of the dull ones.

Sad we thought she was channeling madge with that obscure ponytail chignon

Her hair is as false as she is. I had to switch off BOTS because I found myself wound-up waiting for Rylan to speak to her and then the camera would put her on my TV again. Oh what a night that was!

I seriously went "Phew!" when Lady C wasn't in the 16-housemate line-up and was looking forward to the CBB series. Channel 5 fooled me didn't they?

However, I don't know many of the housemates - I think I must be getting too old for CBB. But I'll be watching just to take part in this thread because you are all a 'mad lot' and sooooooo funny.

Sad that's you and me both I ain't got a clue who most of them are. After being told. Still no clue.

Z of z listers

Watching Loose Women and Vicky (Queen of the Jungle) is on dishing the dirt on Lady C. You know..... that woman whom I simply hate!

Anyway, apparently Vicky was refused her first two options for luxury items (Tequila and a lilo) and finally settled for a pillow. But when she arrived in the jungle, they gave her a pink, fluffy cushion and said that her pillow had already been awarded to someone else. But ............... now this is the bit ............... Lady C was allowed more luxury items than anyone else.

• Pearls (earrings, necklaces, bracelets)
• Cushion for her back
• Cushion for her to sit on (for the log benches)
• Pillow
• Face cream

Vicky said that whatever Lady C wanted, Lady C got. She was given a chair when she allegedly fell down - tripped over her shoes which were next to her bed. But she put her seat cushion and back cushion on it and was "set up for the rest of the duration in camp". In other words, Lady C was manipulating the producers to make her jungle experience less stressful.

Grrrrr...... Lady C makes me so mad! Have you noticed

Signing in. I haven't watched the last few series, but there's something about this line up that's reeled me in.

Since when was being on a crappy reality show being a celebrity? !

Who are the fake twins??

Some of the celebrities/contestants are simply famous for going from one reality show to another. They just rotate through them.
Megan is beautiful even though in have no idea who she is. I love John just because I loved Christian on EE. Gemma is not as annoying as I expected. That little politician man can't be a real person surely?! "I'm the second coming." "If there's a homosexual in the house I'll stand with my back to the wall." What? I think you're safe from John or anything gay person in the house, you horrible odious man. What are channel 5 thinking letting him in?

anyone not anything

Oh no that man from Geordie Shire is vile!!! So thick and arrogant, hope he tones it down.

Just catching up. Bloody hell, Daniella has aged badly hasn't she? I think she's the same age as me but looks well rough. (Not that I'm perfect, just a bit softer)
Nice to see Ann fucker after his trip to the priory, do you reckon it was the PWB who pushed him over the edge 😃

Darren day has reinvented himself from a sleaze ball to a mockney bad boy womaniser. He is deluded.

What a wanker lol lol lol

Catches up with CBB & BOTS and joins in with a sharing bag of Malteasers.

I think Darren Day will win and the one that doesn't like other people breathing or Kristina will be evicted on Friday.

Marking my place for later. I'm off to buy snacks and everything !

I genuinely can't remember the Faker Twins real names as I only ever called them the Faker Twins, but they were the couple in CBB who had been on the X Factor or something and the woman pretended she was posh.

Chloe Jasmine and Stevi Richie were 'the fake couple' on the last CBB series. Are they who you are thinking about?

I am going to lie down before tonight's episode. If I see that Lady C on my TV tonight I think I will scream!

Administers tge IFPWB'S tranquiliser for sad.

Be ready with the smelling salts Anne for later please.

Anne you are the davina of the bb threads.

Scottie T - I used to watch Geordie shore when I was a little younger and whilst arrogant (they all are) he didn't seem too bad but I believe he got into arguments, hope he settles down if not he's gonna be fucking horrid to watch

Winston - the less said the better

The model Irish guy - another 'lad' like Scottie

Gemma - hopefully makes it longer,

David Gest - I actually kinda like him in a weird way

John - bit of a martyr but I think he'll be fine TBH I think I would have done the same but then I'm very aim to please.

Hollyoaks girl : think she'll be trouble

That Megan: a little bit psycho by the sounds of it.

I can't say there's one person in there I immediately have an affinity for, supposedly Scottie and somebody already had a moment?

I think there will be a lot of arguments which I watch in disbelief but I feel that, Channel 4 made it about more than that, arguments are Channel 5s main aim

CBB 9pm - 10pm - Channel 5

BOTS 11pm - 12am - 5* - Sky -Channel 176.

CBB live 12am - 1am - 5* - Sky - Channel 176.

Don't think I'll be able to stay up for BOTS tonight but will record for tomorrow. I need an early night!

See you later on PWBs

Thanks Vixx - I'll take that as a compliment.

How are you sad? Feeling the love?

I hate it when BOTS doesn't follow immediately - think I'll give it a miss tonight because if I stay up and then it is another Biggins-fest I'll throw something at the telly.