Celeb Big Bro Thread 2 - Fire extinguishers at the ready! Watch out for a hairspray inferno!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Fed up of the arse-licking fuckers (copyright AnyFucker) in the box.

Would have been good to see the main house on basic rations.

This house has potential though - once we get rid of the dull ones.

Did the girls all go to bed with their hair like that and full facial makeup?

I just want to give them all a big tub of cleanser it's really minging.

Surely those extensions will look like beehives soon.

It all makes me itch to be honest

Stila I saw that.

The George Galloway and Rula Lenska cat thing still makes me bilious

Wiener!!!! There you are!!!! How is WienerPup?

Hi MrsJay! The in-jokes are the same ones every series!

Haven't seen BOTS yet - was Biggins on again? Don't think I can bear to watch it if the Faker Twins are on.

Hey Mrs Jay

Did the girls all go to bed with their hair like that and full facial makeup?

The truth is that's what the packing crates are for, they get pushed in there when the live stream goes off

Welcome back Weiner, we've got a good crowd again this year. Hope Ch5 don't cotton on and approach us, it'd be carn.age

Hello, can I join you? I have grapes for those eating healthy and on dry January.

You can see why Gemma GC was christened the Giant Cunt in TOWIE, she needs the Pimp coat.

I felt sorry for DW, no case, split trousers, in the box, gruel and the Scouser to look forward to when she gets out.

The shore Man child is very energetic.

I actually quite like Scotty T, makes me laugh in Geordie Shore, but he's not at all bright. I don't think he will be able to Play The Game.

GC likes to lick arse and repeat herself.

CBB C5 - 9pm - 10pm.

BOTS C5 - 11pm - 12am.

Gah! Huge cock up last night.

The damn machine only recorded the last 54 seconds so didn't get to watch it. Thank goodness for this thread keeping me in the loop.

Can't watch tonight either so it had better bloody record properly this time

Gc will say babe hunny a million times a day and follow your heart then do a towie pause to camera

Six minutess to go.

Hello PWBs! Excited for tonight's show.
Wish David Gest would shave his head, I actually really like him but the spray on hair is so distracting. Maybe CBB can set challenges which involve wearing wigs or little hats - please?

Am primed for explosions in the house soon as Megan honestly is a nasty piece of work IMO and the minute she settles in and gathers a clique she will kick the fuck off. If it's at Winston I'm okay with that, what a prize fool.

Good evening IFPWB'S.

Just us tonight Miz

Hello

Evening! Warning at the start already, what's gone on??!

But that's OK. I'm not one to make a fuss about latecomers

I'm not going to mention it

Hi AF and hogger

Here we go!

I missed the warning hogger

Geordie bloke said be prepared for offensive language & uncomfortable scenes Sole

Gemma and I are wearing the same outfit this evening!