Celeb Big Bro Thread 2 - Fire extinguishers at the ready! Watch out for a hairspray inferno!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Fed up of the arse-licking fuckers (copyright AnyFucker) in the box.

Would have been good to see the main house on basic rations.

This house has potential though - once we get rid of the dull ones.

Going to do a few jobs and come back at eleven

Sounds so glamorous Alantic City. I shall Youtube.

Why do they have to put BBOTS on so late ? < wail >

I know it should just follow on

I'll see what you say tomorrow, I've got to try and get a bit of sleep.
Night all.

I'm going to have to go to bed otherwise I'll succumb to snacks.

Night all.

I just ate some Wispa biscuits

Am I allowed back?

Wiener hello oooooh welcome back to the fold!

Goodnight Anne.

Wispa biscuits are lush!

Hello!

Missed you lovely lot.

Just sent this to DM as we were texting about CBB

Just a quick summary!

I saw Jeremy on a different programme a couple of years ago. He was on it with Scarlett from Gogglebox and he's completely vile. Treats women like utter shite.
Westbrooke is gross, I feel like she needs a sheep dip to rid her of multiple VDs!

I HATE Maloney, weird creepy Scouse, is he doing this for Nan like the X Factor?!
Ex Mrs Bowie is grim!
I like Nancy D"oliveoil, I like the way she is graceful.
Strictly Russian slut can jog on, and she look rough.
Gemma's hair looks like it's going to leave on its own, she looks RIDICULOUS!
Black UKIP dude can definitely piss off, hate him, and his wanky coat.
Tiffany Big Tits is definitely getting on mine!

Wiener

Wispa biscuits ooo they sound good

So glad you are back Weiner. Sheep dip I agree.

Wiener do you feel better after letting all of that out?

Glad you're happy to have me back! I'm chuffed to be back!

Just seen the first half hour tonight. Hadn't realised it had started.

Is there a proper celeb amongst them.

Managed to stay awake for BOTS .

Hi Wiener

Yay othetsd ate still awake
Oh no fakey twins

Others are

Anne will be gutted to have missed them.

She will indeed,Stila

I have this vision (thanks to his ridiculously tanned face) of them on hols , him . . Olive oil and foil under the chin , her in a burka under a super sized umbrella slapping on factor 95 !