Celeb Big Bro Thread 2 - Fire extinguishers at the ready! Watch out for a hairspray inferno!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Fed up of the arse-licking fuckers (copyright AnyFucker) in the box.

Would have been good to see the main house on basic rations.

This house has potential though - once we get rid of the dull ones.

Is Megan the one with the weird hair? It looks like a bad wig.

I quite like David, think he was ok on I'm a celeb from what I remember

Red you probably nodded off for a couple of seconds

[Polly] I'd never apply for anything like that. I like a really private life.

There's more makeup on screen tonight than the entire pantomime season in Skegness this century.

No Polly it would be my absolute worse nitemare

Oh FFS !
Not a great start to 2016 . . .woke up just in time for the second hand shoes episode . . . . It went on FOREVER last night .

David Guest just reminds me of Tony Stark spliced with a hamster.

I reckon I'd be like a child at their first sleepover (really excited until bedtime and then cry to go home).

14 when she tried cocaine??

Scoop - def him, he was in panto near me. It was a while ago.

It wasn't that I was doubting Red

Enrique - now you've said it she does look like a younger Dorien, but then so does Nancy!

Sad isn't it,Anne

Second night almost over

Shut up gemma you mixer

Ffs Gemma I thought I was pushy

Gemma is a weirdo

GC it's like playground banter.

Cringe

What AF said

Match maker from Hell

God it's so awful, she really is like a bloody pimp.

Hmm ight be good rap material brewing here already Scoop. I feel a rhythmic tingle within my soul.

Omg Gemma stop.

#PollyforBB2016

The house is full of them, AF.

It is, Shelly. At 14 I was such an innocent.

Well this thread was way more entertaining than the show was thanks all