X FACTOR- It's the FINAL weekend! We've got two songs each, celebrity duets...and one will leave tonight. (SPOILERS)

[Raahh]

Well, not really spoilers, but you can't be too careful theses days.

This is what they will be singing:

Ché Chesterman
In The Air Tonight - Phil Collins
Valerie - Mark Ronson Ft. Amy Winehouse

Louisa Johnson
Fighter - Christina Aguilera
I Believe I Can Fly - R Kelly

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Spice Up Your Life / Boom Boom Boom - Spice Girls / Outhere Brothers
Jump - Kriss Kross

No Christmas songs

Tomorrow the remaining 2 will sing their favourite song from the series and the winner's single.

The duets haven't all been confirmed- apart from LouisaWHOIS17 singing with Rita, maybe. (Bit of cost cutting there).

Other guests over the 2 nights are rumoured to be-

Little Mix, Leona Lewis, Fleur East, One Direction, Ben Haenow, Coldplay and ADELE . Can't tell whether these are just guests, or singing with the acts.
Can't picture Adele and SpagBollie somehow. Not sure who will draw the short straw there.

Obviously getting Adele and Coldplay has blown the budget, hence the rest being X Factor alumni

I need mulled wine and nibbles to get me in the mood.

see y'all later.

[santa]

He must need a sit down in a comfortable chair after that.

See, I thought being a presenter was Slack's actual job. Unlike Olly, who is a singer - so why is she so unbearably shit at it?

Oh blimey. I am a bit scared what this might be like,

I can't believe these guys have lasted the whole season.

EVERY TIME Biffa says 'reggie and bowl-eee!' in that stupid voice I want to punch her teeth in

nancy- oh god, he would. Nope- he can bugger off to the Digital Spy 'We love X factor' thread.

Caroline was practically wanting to snog him.

They really can't sing can they..?

dillite- neither can they!

It's sort of Jedwardesque isn't it?

If this is the best the country can offer on talent then I'm truly worried

I went to the live shows a couple of weeks ago. When you are up close you can see that she shakes the whole time. She doesn't look comfortable at all.

Have they got stage-fright?

They're missing that confidence that makes this work.

here come 'The Distractions'

If it ever works. You know what I mean.

It's very whiny and shit. And out of tune. And shit.

They need about 20 dancers to distract us from their bad singing!

Is there a red buzzer?

Sparkling- I think Jedward knew they were a joke- I fear R and B are serious.

There's a tune in there somewhere guys

This is the final.
This is an act in the final.
This is one of the final two acts.

As I presciently said upthread, what a load of old shit.

This is better, at least. They remember the words to this one.

Oh great. Fucking Madagascar song.

don't get the monkeys?

I normally hate coldplay but like that 'heart beating' song