SCD #5 Blackpool and onwards

[ThursdayLastWeek]

Please continue to keeeeeeeeeeeeeeep dancing!

(I'm sorry I'm so bad at threads)

Also why have wardrobe dressed Aliona in something that looks like it's from Ann Summers? Poor lass

Is Craig Captain Hook-ing it in PantoLand?

Ideally we need Jay v NPP in the dance off.

His hair is a bit Jonny Bravo tonight I think

I clearly know nothing about the techy side of dancing though.

Oh just guck off Peter

Sorry to be out of sync and go back to Helen but I think Claudia really likes her so maybe she isn't as annoying in real life as I think!!!

"I deserved to be in that bottom two"

You deserved to be OUT you bellend

Fucking autocorrect

"Janette MAN-RA-RA"

Tess just can't get her name

WHAT THE FUCK DID NPP JUST SAY?!

I am having to restrained from lobbing heavy objects at the tv

what I really hate is the intro for NPP when he has his 'guns' aloft. Per-RICK.

Just needed to get that out. As you were

Yes Craig is Captain Hook in panto this year, hence the deeply implausible beard.

Craig is indeed Capt Hooking in Wycombe this year.

NPP lets hope the pressure to perform really gets to him

Oh fuck off with the 'Poor Peter' shite

I was wondering when the cake would be put down.

Horribly cheesy opening for NPP.

Do you think Jamelia is spitting at the TV?

Clunky clunky clunky. He has to go...

NPP's just really not light on his feet, is he. At all. Blurgh.

I think Peter has a similar level of musicality as Jeremy had actually. Jeremy just looked worse as he was so tall.