X FACTOR- this week the theme is 'Love and heartbreak' <yawn>

[Raahh]

Really? They can't come up with anything better?

Here is what the remaining acts are singing-

The Boys
Ché Chesterman: Yesterday - The Beatles
Mason Noise: Jealous - Nick Jonas

The Girls
Lauren Murray: We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
Louisa Johnson: Let It Go - James Bay

The Overs
Anton Stephans: One Sweet Day - Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men

The Groups
Reggie 'N' Bollie: Dangerous Love / Shut Up And Dance - Fuse ODG / Walk The Moon
4th Impact: Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera

I can't help feeling the 4 Binbags have been given something they know inside out.

No less than 2 Mariah tracks- I think Anton might be in trouble - hear the comments already 'that was a very obvious choice there, Simon' etc. Simon is down to one act and pissed off.

Surprised by the James Bay choice, it's a nice song, but not that well known.

And only the other week, I said SpunkyMason looked liked Nick Jonas- spooky.

DD2 and are are both ill- but we will soldier on. I will be back with lemsip and cake later.

but someone has to wear the capes

So much heartbreak coming through here...

I love Ebola too in the interests of clarity I don't mean the disease

well, they've stuck to the 'fill the stage with distractions' formula

Only Regebola could make heartbreak fun, lol.

They are great fun

If music doesn't work out for them they could turn their dance routines into the new Zumba.

They do the same "knees up mother brown" style dance every week

Next time they sing I may get up and dance along.

'The vocals were iffy'

I want them to win. Simon will lose his mind if they do.

Collie, knees up is a great song.
I can see these two making a novelty album with Keith Lemon

Collie I proper laughed at Knees Up Mother Brown

Yes, the perfect antidote to terrorist attacks.......

I do love ebola.

Ok, they can win.

Just because- although the winner's song really won't suit them. They might have to change it.

I think Cheryl's been having some family drama, which caused her weight loss. I agree though she doesn't look well.

I want to go to Butlins next year to see Reggie N Bollie

It would be very funny if REbola won.

Slack needs to stop asking questions.

I think 4th impact should be called 4 foot nothing..
Maybe Cheryl is with child? She might have the non stop pukes/ nausea thing?

So who's going home tonight? Anton?

"If Reggie and Bollie hit your sweet spot" ffs

That's what I think Fear, I expect an announcement in the New Year

Bonita let's all go to Butlins

So I've got 10 minutes to make a hot toddy for the results bit? Anyone else want one while I've got the kettle on?