Nigella...

[CakeNinja]

What is it with her disposable baking trays? It's not like she'll be doing the washing up

I thought that! I'm still in awe at that see through toaster. I'll have to wait until Hinari do one, I couldn't possibly buy a £150 toaster on principle.

I know, I was thinking the same thing, surely she has some Nigella brand baking trays to show off?

Did she "nubbly yumminess" about that rice bowl?!

See through toaster sounds incredible. Link, anyone?

I was mainly just impressed that she quoted Pratchett :)

She lives in her own world but I'm quite fond of her all the same!
The way she just tears into her food like a starved shark upon discovering seals is hilarious! She's all serene and smiley about her creation and then BAM. She's in attack mode

Love her, but I do they're trying just a bit too hard now to shoehorn the 'pink and green' thing in everywhere.

I half expected her to say "...and with my short grain brown rice, sprinkled with coriander I always like to add a spoonful of strawberry jam..." but no, she went with radishes.

That rice mixture sounded nice. I would eat it and enjoy it.

Pink and green should never be seen.
Actually, I haven't noticed the attempt to push it as a theme, but I will keep my eyes peeled from now on.

See-through toasters - well there's cheapie and not so cheapie

I did like her squid recipe, but I'm not sure about the inclusion of a "forest of dill" as it seems a tad vulgar to have that much in one dish doesn't it?

Pink and green, you watch ....

Dp has walked to the shop in the rain,rather than watch tonight's episode. I think I should LTB

Just watching last nights offering.
Things that wind me up this week...
The sprinkling. Sprinkles everything from a bowl into the pan. Everyone else just pours. Not nige, never one to miss out on the opportunity to sprinkle!
The odd smiling. When stirring, when chopping, when grating.
The chopping skills - my 10 year old handles a knife better than that, how does she have her own cooking show with such clumsy knife work??
As you were...

My DH keeps going on about how cack handed she is.

I agree about all the smiling in not traditionally smile inducing activities - she looks a bit unhinged.

Last week's sitting on the stairs grinning into her licorice case (because we all have one of those) was just daft.

Talking of chopping - what about the leopard-skin (or whatever animal it was) paring knife she was using to chop stuff with last night.
Think she used it to chop the chillies rather painstakingly to tumble/pop into the "pixie" saucepan.
Don't remember seeing it before and could hardly believe my eyes!

Get over yourself Nigella fgs.

Yes that was the knife I was thinking of when I referred to her clumsy chopping. Ridiculous.
How does she call herself a chef? Or does she?
Either way, jazzy knives, haphazard cutting, endless dreamy smiles, liquorice boxes (would love one of these!), fake Polaroids and sitting on the stairs ffs, she's totally bonkers isn't she?!