I'm A Celebrity 2015 - anyone fancy a chat?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Just seen that the first "celebs" have arrived in Australia. Kieron Dyer and Jorgie Porter apparently. Isn't she the one who was on Celeb First Dates recently?

Series starts a week today!

I'm in. Who are the suspects this year? Not heard a thing. Jorgie Porter=Hollyoaks and First Dates and she's still dating the man she met. Kieron Dyer-no clue.

Evening Sparkling. I know you like a bit of quality telly!

Kieron is apparently a footballer.

Someone from TOWIE and someone from "Union J" (no idea what on earth that is) are likely apparently.

Ooh it's not sounding great so far is it? Union J FFS.

Oh Yvette "Blue Peter and Most Haunted" Fielding is also rumoured. She would be quality because I have a feeling she would stir.

What is Union J? No idea at all.

Isn't it a bit early for it? I thought it'd be starting the week after... dh is going to be soooo unimpressed.

OMG Yvette Fielding??!! That changes everything. She would be brilliant, campfire ghost stories.

Yvette Fielding would be brilliant, she is so annoying!

Union J=manufactured boyband, came 4th in X Factor.

Yvette needs some decent company.

I watched last year for the first time since Jordan/Andre, and really quite enjoyed it, so may give it a go this year.....but the names arent grabbing me if im honest.

My ideal line up would include Dermot, Stephen Fry, Kirsty and Phil, Jimmy Carr and Dame Maggie Smith

YY Gloria. Should be renamed 'Randoms in the Jungle Vote if you CBA'.

Fearne from Towie has been touted.

Her and Yvette, stirring away at the pot. Lovely!

Thanks Sparkling - never heard of them before. Looks like I haven't missed anything.

I really really hope Yvette is in there.

Chris Eubank and Anne Robinson are rumoured.

I wouldn't want to be in a camp with Yvette Fielding. I know someone who has worked with her for a long time and she's a nasty piece of work allegedly.

50 Cent and Vicky from Geordie Shore are also rumoured to be going in.

That's why she would be excellent in the jungle, theliverpool!

Ooohhhh... I like the idea of both Chris Eubank and Anne Robinson! But I can't imagine Anne Robinson agreeing to go in the jungle. She must be loaded after The Weakest Link.

I know nothing of Yvette Fielding, never heard of her, but I have worked with Anne Robinson and trust me, there's no nastier piece of work than she.

carabos YF was a Blue Peter presenter and now does Most Haunted the ghost hunting thingy.

I can't imagine Anne Robinson going into the jungle - she seems like someone who likes her luxuries. Can't imagine her eating rice and beans, and cleaning out the dunnie!

50 Cent is quite a big name!

But I think he went bankrupt so probably needs the readies. Few of the other names mean anything to me.

I don't care that they're all nobodies and has-beens, it adds to the fun watching them trying to pretend they recognise each other and prove their "fame".

Plus there's Ant and Dec which is the best bit.