X FACTOR- The LIVE shows start this Sat/Sun, 8pm. But there is no Hallowe'en theme..

[Raahh]

...which is a bit rubbish. Pugsy painted gold was one of the highlights of last year.

The theme is 'This is Me'. . So, plenty of scope there for 4th Omelette or whatever they are now called to shoe-horn a routine they have already done , into the theme. The songs are supposed to reflect who they are.

here is the song list

WHITNEY WARNING

Kiera Weathers
Katy B - Crying for No Reason

Alien Uncovered
Jessie J - Do It Like A Dude

Bupsi
Marvin Gaye - You're A Wonderful One

Louisa Johnson
Beach Boys - God Only Knows

Mason Noise
Justin Bieber - Sorry

Reggie N Bollie
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls

Monica Michael
Ed Sheeran - Make It Rain

Lauren Murray
Whitney Houston - I'm Every Woman

Che Chesterman
Amy Winehouse - Tears Dry On Their Own / Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell - Ain't No Mountain High Enough

Anton Stephans
Luther Vandross - Dance With My Father

4th Impact
Ariana Grande - Problem ft. Iggy Azalea

Max Stone
Adele - Someone Like You

Seann Miley Moore
David Bowie - Life On Mars

Mason doing 'Sorry' is quite funny.

So- I am not going out tomorrow after all and will have trick or treating done and dusted before it starts.

Who dressed them? Where did they find such a bunch of mis-matched crap?

More shouting but from lots of people this time.

Is that why they were grabbing their fanjos BOF?

Raahh that's interesting, I would have thought that your DD is in their target audience.

I think so. And the flapping of the shorts. Wafting, even.

Thank god for that feedback Raahh... she knows your DD does.

And one of them was just wearing a stretched netball bib.

Noisy- she changes her mind about what she likes every week

1. are all the judges off their tits?

2. Does 'do it like a dude' have something to so with strap ons?

My mood has not improved. It doesn't help that my dinner has not arrived.

Talking of tits. Rita''s are up to her chin

We hate Jesse J anyway. At dds school, the steel pan group play 'Price Tag' several times at every single assembly. It makes me want to kick kittens.

The Dreams advert has a drippy version of 'Everything Changes' by Take That! Flipping 'eck.

Apple watch ad. Just fuck off.

the steel pan group play 'Price Tag' several times at every single assembly

Hell indeed!

I'm having a Freddo and a glass of champagne. I'm feeling.......content.

Kevin!!

squoosh- it is torture.

Rita cannot find a lipstick to suit her, can she?

Wtf has Rita got on her lips now?

I'm surprised the stylist is allowing herself to be seen - doesn't she know she will never work again after x factor

I find Kiera quite hard to like

Pleather Weathers.

squoosh- nice combo.

I have broken into the chocolate stash, since there is no way I would answer the door now.

Is this the Eurovision?

Why have they ruined her funky hair

I think she is quite good. am I mellowing?

DH keeps looking at the clock, he has something he wants to watch on TV at 9pm....

It's making me think of Christmas dinner, her dress.

And does she have really round shoulders?