X FACTOR- The LIVE shows start this Sat/Sun, 8pm. But there is no Hallowe'en theme..

[Raahh]

...which is a bit rubbish. Pugsy painted gold was one of the highlights of last year.

The theme is 'This is Me'. . So, plenty of scope there for 4th Omelette or whatever they are now called to shoe-horn a routine they have already done , into the theme. The songs are supposed to reflect who they are.

here is the song list

WHITNEY WARNING

Kiera Weathers
Katy B - Crying for No Reason

Alien Uncovered
Jessie J - Do It Like A Dude

Bupsi
Marvin Gaye - You're A Wonderful One

Louisa Johnson
Beach Boys - God Only Knows

Mason Noise
Justin Bieber - Sorry

Reggie N Bollie
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls

Monica Michael
Ed Sheeran - Make It Rain

Lauren Murray
Whitney Houston - I'm Every Woman

Che Chesterman
Amy Winehouse - Tears Dry On Their Own / Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell - Ain't No Mountain High Enough

Anton Stephans
Luther Vandross - Dance With My Father

4th Impact
Ariana Grande - Problem ft. Iggy Azalea

Max Stone
Adele - Someone Like You

Seann Miley Moore
David Bowie - Life On Mars

Mason doing 'Sorry' is quite funny.

So- I am not going out tomorrow after all and will have trick or treating done and dusted before it starts.

Well, that scared Simon

Ha, I think the other one actually is called Shane Jr.

Mason. Boooo!

I reckon bupsi is a gonnet

Gonner!

4 Binbags were obviously going through

Noeuf it has happened by the finals before- Shitsinger had 2 out of 3 acts in a final the other year.

I'm not keen on Kiera she looks like she has a bad attitude.

I love Simon pretending to look threatened and pissed off!

Monica almost had an accident then

Really? I thought they'd definitely fix that.

I wanted NASTEH

I feel a bit sorry for Whoopsi. She had a song no one knew, and shot herself in the foot by being Nastee.

Why did caroline just do a pissed off face to Ollie? Weird!

I think Keira's a goner.

So- Keith is a gonna then- Simon has never liked her, and they think the Aliens are all original and stuff. except they aren't

Recycled Chanel ad with funeral dirge version of You're the one that I Want. Great

That's her resting face, Noeuf.

Kieras face of thunder is scary

Noisy it is bloody awful, isn't it? You'd think they could afford to do another.

For someone who won Strictly- Slack is very clumpy on her feet. Get better shoes!

The next time Olly says 'them' instead of 'those', my chocolate orange is going through the telly.

I want Keira to go in preference.

She didn't seem to be singing in time to the tune then.

There's a tune in there somewhere girls...