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Erotic dreams about kids' TV presenters [blush]

16 replies

satine · 05/12/2006 09:44

I had a filthy dream about Sportacus last night, and now I can't look at him in the same, innocent way any more. The things he could do.....
Do I need to get out more?

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expatinscotland · 05/12/2006 09:45

He's a freak.

satine · 05/12/2006 10:12

Well, I hadn't really thought about him as a man, if you know what I mean, before last night. No accounting for dreams!

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UnquietDad · 05/12/2006 11:16

I have had many a pleasantly filthy thought about Konnie Huq. I wouldn't worry.

SnafuOutOfHiding · 05/12/2006 11:52

A friend of mine sent me a text just this morning wondering if she was the only one to find Doodle-Do Chris 'strangely attractive' - and did she need to get out more?

I almost directed her to MN...but thought better of it!

WhyDooLittleStarsShine · 05/12/2006 12:02

Snafu
He's mine though.

Furball · 05/12/2006 12:16

satine - did it involve one armed press-ups?

satine · 05/12/2006 12:24

The stamina of the man was staggering....

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Gingerbear · 05/12/2006 12:26

Not to mention what he can do with Sports Candy.
Arf.

tis a sign that we need to watch some Grown Up Things now and again.
I once had a dream about Nathan from Hi5.

Mummymonster · 05/12/2006 15:06

Satine...
Did he do that strange thing with his arms before he started?
I always imagine he's be too polite and caring for carnal pleasure.
And the tashe would get in the way

JackieNoHoHo · 05/12/2006 15:14

Just going to post this for your delectation.

UnquietDad · 06/12/2006 11:18

I like the three girls on Basil Brush, especially when they dressed up as "Basil's Angels". I think I am worried now.....

(This is known as "Emma Watson Guilt Syndrome", apparently....)

AshNotTheHousewaresOne · 06/12/2006 13:06

gotta admit Konnie Huq does it for me too....as does Vijay from Tikabilla.....swoon!!!!!!

thankyoupoppetunderthetree · 06/12/2006 13:42

did his tash not get in the way satine?

funny, now I think about it you have had a touch of mentionitus on sportacus....

(did you know there is a book fair at school at the mo? I'm going after football about 4 ish)

satine · 06/12/2006 15:02

I know, thankyoupoppet. You'll call round one day and I'll have packed my bags and run away to Iceland to live as a Lazytown groupie.

I might see you at school later!

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SueBaroo · 06/12/2006 17:43

Pete on Boogie Beebies is wearing a Pilots uniform this week... ggrowwwll...

FrumpytheGrumpyreindeer · 06/12/2006 18:02

Its the wanton desire to corrupt something untouchable, you just have to be aware of it, I snog a doughnut everytime I see Anthony from The Wiggles twinkle his eye at me or Chris from CBeebies look down the camera and say "would you like one for Christmas".

To quote my biggest fantasy.... "Dream baby, dream" it harms no one!

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