How to live the Chelsea Life

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Anyone watching?

Company ran by Mr Knob Jockey&Co....

Oh dear

He is like the real life, toff version on David Brent!

Isn't he just.

His mini Skype strop was very amusing.

Oh I'm cringing on his behalf.

I've wanted to turn it off for ages but just can't stop! His rant in the cafe was hilarious!

I can't believe how he just spoke to that builder and basically said 'he need the money so...'

Poor little poor people.
Glad the other guy is leaving.

I am just at this cretin!

I want to switch off in protest but I just cannot stop watching!

Brioche

He's David ....Rent

Mrs

I know what a horrible little man.

Is this for real

WTF!!!! Is this a spoof??

18,000 quid a year to rent a room in the attic. Jog on....

PMSL at 'this is quite high level stuff' in the training session.

Oh the 'training session'

Well that really was something else.

Hahahaha.

"Sharing a house in the past with other people. I mean you have all sorts of people coming. You have plumbers coming....."

Beware of plumbers.

Oh I know a real life plumber....

Perish the very thought

Run only run for your life.......

Would be ever so slightly amusing if some unruly 'plumbers' embellished his knobda m'beel of a car with an Stop cock and a vat of drain stripper....

Hee

Sam and Dickie would send them running for cover!

Social cleansing indeed Dickie - you're not far wrong.

Adam's a complete twonk!

Jeez Adam's Dad explains a lot about Adam. The apple certainly doesn't fall far from the tree!

Ha ha love the continuity guy "well that was different"!

Plumbers in Chelsea are like gold dust. Or Unicon poo. If you knew one, you'd be everyone's friend.

I spent ages trying to get one to turn uo to his £80 call out, diagnosis free first 30 mins only to find out he spent winter in the Tropics

Still, he did call me a few weeks later, complety pissed and ask for a date, so I suppose all wasn't lost.

His Mummy and Daddy were funding his business and he had the fucking nerve to look down his nose at his handyman for not working hard enough to 'better' himself.

What a colossal knobcheese.

That was simultaneously hilarious and depressing. I had to look it up to see if it was a spoof as the camera work and facial expressions of horrified underlings were classic "The Office". The "training" session made me laugh out loud at least five times. Prize plonker! He clearly has all the psychological traits of a psychopath - this is what happens when one of The Apprentice spotty youths grows up!!! Be very afraid :/

They live in a completely different world don't they? I'm glad they're building a little community for themselves. They're doing the rest of us a favour i reckon!

I think it's more that they want to give the impression of living in a completely different world. A lot of the tenants shown seemed quite ordinary, one said something about skimping on food so she could afford the extortionate rent.