CBB Thread 5 - The Final - Grab your lip gloss, eye shadow, wine, snacks and marker pens!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

So here we are, IFPWBs, it's the final! We've made it!

Couldn't have coped without you.

If Mr & Mrs Faker win I will be revving up the JCB.

Liz Jones could do BOTS!

Fucksake

I like Bobby too now Black

Fiiiiiight!

Thinking Austin second, James will win...could be wrong!

Bobby or John ,Sole?

She could,Anne

Omg!!!! Natasha finishes 3rd

Agree Black. James is getting the pretty boy vote. Fuck knows who's voting for Austin.

I can't remember either, Felix.

It is actually a travesty that Austin is in the final 2.

EN - I can't concentrate when Rylan is on because I get distracted by his impossibly thin legs.

No man can replace my John Shelly!

JCB! Ooh Sole, can we share? Alternate weeks?

Emma's jacket is seriously Darts meets Shoewaddy waddy whilst electric sliding with mother of groom and Sarah Palins Sister.

We have had some strange winners of late. Austin wouldn't have got a look in a few years ago

I just voted for James

We can't have a man who calls a 60 year old woman a cunt

We can't have another Helen Wood situation

Black - it is a very bad sign fancying someone if Sole fancies them. You are one step away from John McCririck.

DP is back from his bike ride chatting away like a bloody fog horn. He better shut up after the adverts.

Loving the suggestions of Vanessa Feltz hosting the main show & Liz Jones doing BOTS - that would be fab

Anne

Step away from my John, Black!

I means it

I hope James wins!

Eeeeeh noooooo Anne, John Mchorseraceyman is not my cuppa tea!

It's OK Sole, I shall not mess with John

Has to be James now. Don't want that misogynistic idiot with anger management issues winning.

Ha ha Black you have terrible taste in men xxx

Ritchie looks like an accountant