X FACTOR- Sept12/13th- More auditions- and a couple of returnees!

[Raahh]

So, it is Saturday again, and tonight 12 lucky acts will be performing.

Sadly- there are no dogs

But 2

I'm getting whiffs of Boney M

Laurence and the Bisons would be an excellent band name

I never thought i'd say it but i miss Louis too. I miss him 2 million per cent

They are a very pretty bunch of lads.

Considering Grimboy has done stand-up, he's bloody boring.

Is Cheryl sponsored by Dove deodorant?

Honey YES!! ONE GAZiLLION PERCENT YES!

Is Cheryl sponsor by veet tonight? We've seen an awful lot of her armpits.

Fierce. Work it.

Handily, they'd brought a change of clothes and a piano

Colts with Bof

Considering this is only on for an hour, showing one group twice is shit.

*xpost

Haven't had long to prepare? They had time to change their outfits

But the had a set of matching clothes spare, just in case.
And yet chose to wear the other horrors first?

Hmmm.

All this shit is so obviously staged.

Does Grimshaw have a massive underbite? His smile disconcerts me.

You're like a little Eternal with pinker hair and more people.

Didn't go for the key change then? Wise.

It's like a reverse Xfactor. They ditched the shit disco bop and pleather for a piano and a bit of class.

Don't they know how this works?

Louis. I miss him too.

And I'm warming to Caroline after years of finding her blah.

I remember when 'Bridge' was always the go-to song for harmonies.

Someone sounded a bit off key.

Well, this is better than the last effort. Both singing and outfit-wise.

Grimshaw has a smile like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.

Grimboy looks weird because of his eyes - they are open too wide and he looks like he has claggy mascara on