X FACTOR- Sept12/13th- More auditions- and a couple of returnees!

[Raahh]

So, it is Saturday again, and tonight 12 lucky acts will be performing.

Sadly- there are no dogs

But 2

Charli

Children! She has a scary, noisy, toothless child.

There are enough people on this show channelling Bonnie Langford, I'm all for a bit of misery!

I bitch with the best of them

I meant it's not my opinion that she has bad teeth (couldn't see em) but her manner suggested she might think she has.

Raah yep or braces

2 acts sing this tonight, apparently. Cos it is so current.

Well he was underwhelming.

30? And the rest!

Wasn't he?

Eh up, sob story coming...

squoosh- me too. I am the very epitome of misery.

Now, I am being mean, but she looks a little over 30...

30 I thought she was over 40!!!

PRIMED!! Now what prompted him to ask that question?

I wish they'd bugger off with their sob stories.

Ha! Teeth talk has just reminded me- remember James Arthur (Pinhead?)

'mouth like a bum hole wi' teeth'

NOYB, Simon. And it's a stretch as a sob story, given the divorce rate.

agreat

She's not the fillers hard since then, hasn't she. And the 'tox.

I only came on to see if everyone else was thinking 30?

It's not much of a sob story, this one.
You want to try being me love, I'm the same as you with fat thighs.

Bof- exactly. Shittest sob story ever. Possibly.

Hit! Not not. No not. She has.

Maybe the divorce aged her poor cow. I know that feeling

It's been years since she sang? You can tell.

www.unrealitytv.co.uk/x-factor/x-factor-2015-charli-beard-the-best-of-tonights-bunch/

God, the Casio electric organs at school used to have this beat.