X FACTOR- Sept12/13th- More auditions- and a couple of returnees!

[Raahh]

So, it is Saturday again, and tonight 12 lucky acts will be performing.

Sadly- there are no dogs

But 2

No you don't, you liar, Grimmy.

Grimey dyes his hair I think

Not sure I'd want to hang out with Coogan in real life, but Alan Partridge is solid gold.

She said 'still working with the kidddzzzz' with such pain

NO- do NOT tell them to keep going back.

You will embarrass yourself.

I hate when they sing their own songs

Now, I DO remember the earrings.

She'd have got further if she'd brought a small dog to jump through those earrings.

She wuz robbed last year.

I remember her, I recall thinking she'd rough you up in a kebab shop at 3 in the morning.

I think she could probably bring her own pleather

Now you are talking BoF.

Would be like a BGT/X Factor mash-up.

Cheryl's found a kindred spirit then squoosh

She has her own Plows. by the look of things.

Do you think that Simon and Cheryl are shagging?

Yep. I can totally see her rising from the kebab shop floor and having another go. Like Glenn Close emerging from the bath in Fatal Attraction.

Fuck off Grimboy

She does the Adele thing "impossiboow"

bof

I wish they had buzzers.

Or trap doors.

But they have sent through worse.

Impossibowllllll

I'd be more likely to believe that Cheryl and Rita are shagging.

However, I like her.

Don't be defeatist. Nothing is impossibow

Noisy

I bloody love this thread.

Fuck,off arm pits