You Dating? You Asking? be a fly on the wall on the First Dates

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Series 4 of First Dates starts Thursday 10 September at 10pm, Ch 4.

Who's in?

Jamie is from Made in Chelsea. His family's fortune came from McVities biscuits. And I knew him, ish. He is a plonker. But a pretty one.

Alexandra and chap made a beeee-yootiful couple. But I think she thinks she is v v v famous. And she's kinda not.

OMG those 2 blokes look eerily like each other.

Thanks Zebra. Never seen Made in Chelsea. He looks like a total waste of space.

His date has realised she is 100 x more intelligent than him.

I hate Jeremy more than I can express.

Poor Anthea is going to be reeled in by this tosser.

I haven't seen Hollyoaks in about 20 years.

Anthea's face is a bit too tight.

Jeremy is a big girls blouse. He can't even handle brown sauce, it's too much for him. Anthea would be too much for him too.

Hollyoaks is actually my secret favourite.

Look at her poor damaged hair at the back.

Sophie should run.

Sophie has gone down in my estimation.

Hair like candyfloss.

I've never seen Made In Chelsea or Hollyoaks either.

Who is that Gary who's getting in on everything?

Erm, did Sophie suddenly seem more interested when she knew he was a bit 'famous?

Gary was a previous dater I think. A gobby one.

Jeremy SO is not friends with his wife. She hates him. I can tell.

Why had Anthea got 2 outfits?

No one can like Jeremy, so I agree with you Zebra. I bet his ex-wife wakes up happy every day as she remembers she has got rid of the odious little git.

Sophie went from disinterest to doe-eyed flirting as soon as she heard he was on telly.

Anthea has two tops.

So if Gary was a previous dater, his date must be 'famous' ?

I haven't really been watching closely, just glimpsing really.

Jeremy's ex is watching this with glee as finally the rest of the world can see for themselves what an utter cocksplodge he is.

I think there's some civilian/civilian pairings too. Like that one who said she'd stripped, and the chap who was a dream boy. I remember her first date but I can't remember why. Maybe she was pissed?

I think there are non-famous people in at the same time.

Thank God Anthea isn't going to fall for the wanker.

Anthea is the only famous person on this.

Ha Jeremy, taste of your ownmedicine

Hmm, she has 2 outfits too. Not a conspiracy, just filming then.

I like her actually. But he's not for her. He's too prissy.

Oh, I called Jorgie/Prissy wrong then