OITNB: AIBU to have developed a crush on ....

[CalebWomble]

.... Caputo???

That moustache!

YABVU

Damn, I feared as much. But I love his hairy chest when he's fucking the Fig!

Nooooooooo
The Caputo-Fig fuck scenes are so skin-crawling wrong that I fail to understand how either of them could possibly come off as remotely attractive.
So, YA obviously BU.
[Where's a "nauseous" face when you need it?! Or is this where I type ?!]

I know this all really. What do you think's wrong with me?

Assuming you're a straight woman: Maybe watching too much OITNB - with all the amazing female characters and no hot male characters to perv on?!
My prescription would be to balance watching OITNB with other TV that has actual hot men

I always find mens jawlines attractive when they're kissing someone. Doesn't matter who they are I just think it's hot. Maybe your crush is kinda like that. You've seen him have sex now so you've noticed him.

eg The Fall with Jamie Dornan - he plays a serial killer but the character is still more appealing than Caputo!
or Game of Thrones which has a good selection of hot men, if you don't mind all the violence against women and girls (I do mind that but still watch as I enjoy everything else, and there are some badass female characters / moments)

Emma, I think you're right, and what wise advice!

That's a relief. I've just finished series 3, so I guess it'll wear off. I need to find something properly pervworthy to watch next.

Try Outlander. There's a very sexy man in that.

Although I have called dibs

YABU. But then my ideal man is Phil Dunphy...

Yuck

I'm bi so lots of characters to crush on but even if I wasn't I just couldn't get my head round caputo (pun intended )

Verdict: yabu

Could be worse,you could be having naughty dreams about Healy .

Or Pornstache < double boak>

Fay! Is that a confession? You poor thing!

HEALY?!

He invades my dreams and does some very interesting stuff. I have no attraction to him whatsoever, but according to my subconscious hes a filthy demon. I must say I wake up in a good mood .

I blame it on being old and menopausal and quite possibly being driven round the twist by three teenagers and a seven year old.

I'm a straight woman and I see to have developed a crush on Alex. Have taken to wearing my glasses more often so I can look like her.

I adore OITNB.

I do have a big thing for Cesar.

I have to say I love how this series developed,especially the friendship between Boo and Penn. I did like the flashback of Caputo and Rosa was there.

Yeah, I used to have a bit of a thing for Alex, but, like Piper, I now prefer the Aussie girl

Adore Boo in a very platonic fashion.

Cesar? Healy? I feel much better about Caputo now!

And yes, I had a little gulp at Rosa's appearance.

Hey Healy is not by choice OK?
I wonder what will happen to Alex in the next series. I wonder if the tear Flacka has is for the boy who died. The Norma thing was the only low point I felt.

Cesar looks like Dh except for the tattoos.

Did you know the woman who plays Lorna is Australian?