Big Brother Thread 10 - Sex dreams about Nick are bad enough, but be thankful it wasn't Jack

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Well we're nearly at the end now - can't believe we've managed to stick with this one.

Bring wine and nibbles and settle in - we've almost made it!

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I can't stand Jack.

It's odd seeing housemates in suits.

Booking dot com wasn't my link btw.

Oh god, if only Jack had a suit instead of that stupid cap and dressing gown.

Chloe and Jack are in the lead according to Oddschecker. I despair at the British public.

I'm plus oneing as missed crucial bits

Me too

Harry's crucial bits, Scoop?

No Sole

Joel's alleged huge crucial bits

I have to go to bed but leaving you on the crucial bits line is a bit disturbing.
Anne, brain bleach again please.

Night Night PWBs.

Here you are Enrique. Sorry for the delay.

Oh God, how I loathe Danny ! Caneu what a bell end !

Jack needs to go for farting.

He said c-a-n-e-e-u. Which is even more awful.

just catching up. oh my god jack farting and then when he was going on about his "reaction" just after harry had gone and nick was saying they were saying to get nick out. self obsessed much jack? he's sooooo annoying. I can't believe people like him

and again later to chloe! "you got a good reaction chloe, at least you know that now. and me... my reaction wasn't too bad either"... aaargh shut up jack! he's so grim

and AGAIN when cristian and chloe were discussing Joel, "I can't believe I've survived three evictions on the trot". nobody was talking about you jack!!!!!! whilst constantly biting his nails, pacing around and sucking up to everyone. oh please don't let him win. please please please. just imagine how pleased he'll be with himself. he'll never see what a nightmare he is

I can't stand the nail biting

He should have gone weeks ago.

I half expected him to spell it Keanu

I was waiting

Oh sorry see you've already mentioned that....

I was remembering the old Harry Enfield sketch when Waynetta declared she was calling her new baby Keanu.

Scoop is the furthest behind the curve in her PWB career than ever before....

Hey ho at least no more of Dirty's dangly bosoms to avoid....

I loathe Danny

Sorry, have I already mentioned that?

It is worth repeating, Dame.

I've been having sex dreams about cristian I don't even fancy him!

Good Evening IFPWs

Only four days to go...

Oh poor you, Sin.

Evening all.

DH has just kindly gone to bed.

Hello!

Anyone else wishing it was ending now. I'm desperately bored of them all now

Sometimes Wiener, but i'll miss the IFPWBs :(