Big Brother Thread 10 - Sex dreams about Nick are bad enough, but be thankful it wasn't Jack

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Well we're nearly at the end now - can't believe we've managed to stick with this one.

Bring wine and nibbles and settle in - we've almost made it!

So who does everyone want to win? I keep changing my mind because I don't really like any of them. Might have to rule out the ones a particularly don't like and see who's left.

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I don't want Nick to win because I think he's sly and his nose picking makes me gag.

I don't want Harry to win because last night she was off the scale bunny boilery.

I don't want Danny to win because he's an aggressive, arrogant pig who is confident that he's hoodwinked us all and is going to win.

I don't want Christian to win because their isn't enough brain bleach to get the image of him and Jasmine out of my head.

I don't want Chloe to win because anyone who likes Helen is a fucking idiot.

I don't want Sam to win because I can't work her out. It's like she's not real, she's some weird android-bot thing with zero personality.

So that leaves Jack and Joel. Jack's a bit of a twat but I don't think there's any malice in him. Joel's alright but I'm slightly perturbed by his complete lack of facial expressions. Is he actually 60 but bottoxed to within an inch of his life to look 19?

So by a process of elimination I think the winner should be ... Jack's dressing gown (assuming it wasn't murdered yesterday).

I must confess, I stopped actually watching ages ago but still want Joel to win!

Marking place!!

On in the house behaviour, I'd go for Danny with Sam and Joel in top 3. Although Danny is a knob IRL, so probably Sam.

Jack is probably nicer IRL than he's coming over. Chloe is OK but all the talk of the money has put me off. And she thought Helen was OK because she had been nice to her.

I hate Nick and his floppy hair.
Harry sometimes I like, most times I don't.

I am never happy with the winner, so I am not particularly perturbed by the fact that I hate them all.

Of all of them I would be least pissed off if Joel won.

Danny has also been vile in the house - don't forget his aggression when he let his mask slip.

Chloe will win.

I don't want any of them to though, they all piss me off.

Sole is going to kill me when she sees I've started a new thread and forgot to PM her.

Sod wine and nibbles, I want hard alcohol and greasy kebabs to get me through.

I haven't got a want to win either, only don't want to wins, which are prone to change depending on what they show us.

That's fine by me, Enrique. For what its worth I consider greasy kebabs suitable BB nibbles.

I don't think I've liked any of the c5 winners.

Why do people still speak highly of Harry when everything I've seen is awful?
Is it just editing?

Where is Sole? Is she so mad at me for not pre-warning her about the new thread she is not talking to us?

Anne Id have a look in your garden....Sole might have arrived early and be picking the best pitch at camp PWB!!

I'm hoping for a Winston style eviction. ... Booing for the boys , cheers for Chloe , dramatic pause from Emma , shouty man shouts CHLOE! crowd laughs

Emma says..........CHLOE !

Gone right off her and her badly disguised obsession with the money.
Ok , you want to win , you want the money
Then bloody say so instead of trying to claw it all back for .........Danny !

Anne?

Grrrrrr

But Scoop lost hahhha

Oh Sole, please accept my apologies and bribes.

I'm here but I'm slightly tardy.

Oh good. More arguing. We haven't had enough of that this series. How many times have we moaned on this thread this series that they really need a good row in the house?

I'm here.

Bloody hell, Harry is monstrous.

All forgiven Anne

Chloe I HATE YOU