Could you be in an ITV crime drama ?

[TealFanClub]

Do you know where your nearest derelict warehouse is?
Do you have a grassy blonde northern mother?
Can you sip instant coffee pensively?
Do you dress yourself from Next?

3/4 and you are in.

brassy

Bloody hell I fit all four!

We spent a good while discussing warehouses. H reckoned he knew one in Reading (an hour away) and one in bham (3 hours) but that was twenty years ago.

I'm a complete failure on all counts. Dammit to hell.

But isn't there usually a haggard looking, poorly dressed, late 40s detective? I could do that.

I think you should drive an Astra too.

You prefer not to shut curtains .

Any family live in a terrace house. With multicoloured rooms

There's usually a stroppy teenage son or daughter. And an awkward mother-in-law.

The one in black work. The necklace. Wtaf. And Sheridan smiths Myra Hindley in prison look

There is an abandoned brickworks practically next door.
My Mam is blonde and northern.
But I only like tea from China cups.
And I can't dress in Next as I'm not in the UK and their sizing is too ludicrous for online shopping.

#loser

To be fair, Sheridan presumably had just filmed the one about the woman with cancer. :o All the other stuff was bang on, including the easily spotted whodunnit from the very start.