Big Brother Thread 4 - We may be Intellectually Feeble, but we're still PWBs!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Starting next thread slightly early as am out this evening and thought that it started at 10 so arranged to get back around then, but am annoyed to discover it is actually at 9pm tonight. Bloody typical. The only night I want it to start at 10 it is at 9.

So, how long before they tie Lidl Louis down and gag him? This is the one and only time I would like BB to use the tweeting birds sounds!

Eeeeuuuuuuu

Ahh o.k Chip, I wondered.

Yorkshire pudding

Sam is a fool.

BOTS @ 11pm anybody watching?

yuk

BB on @ 9pm tomorrow until 10.30pm - live eviction

BOTS @ 10.30pm - 11.30pm

She is Anne.

I didn't know it was on at 9 tonight. Damn it!

No BOTs for me too late.

Oh Wiener :( sorry x

I feel sorry for Simon.

Who is Lidl?

Lidl Louis is Simon

I probably didn't realise because I was kept up last night by a puppy howling ALL NIGHT LONG! Oh my God. I can't even have a shot without her telling all the sodding neighbours.

"HELP!!! HELPPP MEEEEEE!!!!!!. MY NEW MUM HAS VANISHED!!!!!! I CANT HEAR HER BIT AM ONLY GETTING SIGNS OF LIFE BECAUSE IT SMELLS HORRENDOUS. KTHANKSBYE!"

Oh right. Ha ha.

I am watching late as I recorded it.
Are people really starting to like the Irish guy, he's such a twat.

Oh no, Wiener. I hope my pup doesn't do that.

I like watching him in the house at the moment, Dueling, because he is shaking things up and he annoys ones I hate.

But I am very fickle with HMs, I may hate him tomorrow!

I've been mean and just ignored her when she's done it. This time yesterday I was standing in the garden waiting for her to do a wee and she's just scream like someone was pulling her toes off. Not today though, she's just sat on my foot!

I'm really hoping tonight is better. If not I'll just think life could be worse. I could know Lidl Louis!

I like nick the most, is that weird?

Not been watching much but I am getting a bit hooked now.

Wiener - you are shattering my illusions of my little pup arriving and being happy and settled straight away! But yes, life would be a lot worse if you knew Lidl Louis! There's always someone worse off!

Dueling - I sort of like Nick most but his taste in women puts me off a bit. Keep watching and join us, you know it makes sense!

Anne, I've shattered my own illusions! I'm sure she'll be fine in a couple of days. Or at least I'll hope so!

simon is blinking as hard as he can to try to produce moisture and when that doesn't work he rubs one of them really hard. Eileen is too, I don't know what, buts she grates on me.

I like Chloe, she is sassy, but at appropriate times and not over the top squawking like Harriet used to.

I still love Joel and I've realised I always forget about Cristian.

Anne what kind of scrumptious puppy are you having? And when is your new arrival due?

Missed you all.Thoughtrit was on at ten.
Hmmm will have to eat all the pain au chocolate myself
Heading home tomorrow. What time is BB?
Au revoir

Joel is great....pots Slime-on to Shame.

Weiner ,we wrapped an alarm clock in a jumper when ours were new.Ticking seemed to comfort them.