Oh Vienna! Eurovision Final Thread

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Here we go, 25 minutes until Eurovision 2015 kicks off in Austria.

Get the drinks in, it's going to be a long one!

Right- I know I am in the minority- but I think this one is rubbish.

And he can't sing. He's flat as a pancake.

As I got outside I smiled at the dog

Our doglet is squeaking along with her orange mouse toy.

The lyrics to this are bizarre. 'i smiled to the dog'

Ukip writing our entry, the mind boggles

Why does this make me think 'pink panther'?

I don't understand why it does. HELP!

I've only had one glass of wine (well actually i'm swigging it straight from the bottle)

The guy in 04 sounds out of tune. Girl is better.

He has a hint of Huey from FLC about him, with a touch of Theon Greyjoy

Brilliant x post with absent there!

Or Louis from Wand Erection.

Estonia crapola

You know gary oldman in the 5th element...

well that hair cut.

Actually a lot of Theon Greyjoy

I have never seen anyone that excited about wrist guards before.

The French commentators are saying "Ahh, en Anglais!" right before every song except the French entry. As though the audience won't notice, or perhaps it is a passive aggressive comment.

I love this one. Sure the singing is terrible.

But the lyrics are so brilliantly banal.

@ Theon Greyjoy.

He looks creepy.

And they look like they might rip each others clothes off at the end.

Which might liven up proceedings.

They are all too pop for me, I like dancing grannies and comedy songs.

Smiled at the dog? I thought it was smiled at the dark?

Is this song coming across as super creepy to everyone else?

I quite like this.

Yay UK

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Sky's subtitles definitely said smiled at the dog.

This is a shit draw.

Estonia...hmmm ...rape ...really?