Oh Vienna! Eurovision Final Thread

[SuffolkNWhat]

Here we go, 25 minutes until Eurovision 2015 kicks off in Austria.

Get the drinks in, it's going to be a long one!

Loving the neon!

First time I have heard the UK entry.

Blimey.

UK is tosh!

I like it, but the dancing is lacking something...

Light-up costumes the highlight of the UK entry...

Oh dear- that was embarrassing. Louis Armstrong will be spinning.

This is really not good.

And what is the point of the lighty up dress?

But Eurovision is not for showcasing good music. It's for novelty shite like this. I think we'll do better than usual (which means we only need to amass about 15 points in total).

There was that old man. He was worse. Humptydick, or something like that?

....rhythm, I think

Oh fuck Armenia, how did this get through?

Ermm... what would happen if we, er... breathes deeply and tempts fate actually did win?

Oh here we go to 5 random singers singing a song and not even trying to sing in the same tune.

Oh dear - light up dress & suit to distract from the fact that he couldn't carry a tune in a wheelbarrow

Suffolk- it might stick in peoples minds for the wrong reasons.

I've cracked open the wine and the pink magnums.

Didn't hear the lyrics but DD just said they were creepy.

Yay!!! Alex's suit worked this time. Loved that.

Slut Banwahla dillite

I like novelty, I love a bit of tackiness, but they didn't throw themselves into it enough

I like the UK entry-very catchy.

There are pink magnums now?!

This is also crap musical theatre.

dillite- oh yes, I remember them, completely different styles all of them.

It should either be properly good or so totally shit that it's good, we always just go for mediocre bad

Jesus, this is awful, UK, I take it all back!