Our Girl and Captain James Addicts XV

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

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Bah orphan if you think I'd let you take both of those Rippling Redcoats for a syllabub sampling after the mess you left poor Rupert after Swivelgate, then you're a few dried peas short of a shepherds pie. I'd wear a hat with a candle down a tin mine full of methane before I'd let you lay hands on both 18th century soldiers at once.

While you to have been arguing deciding who has Captain GoodWithaScythe he has turned up at mine thanks ladies

Damn and blast your cool cunning ice masquerading behind lust-inflicting clips of fit modern captains whilst plotting to take 18th Century ones from under our noses.

And I was just about to suggest I might gonna have to gird my loins and take all three Army personnel for a full Board Meeting and report back my findings, humph!

I suppose that puts you back with Julian R-T orphan, every cloud and all that...

Whilst I have a toss-up between CJ and Major Issues - win win for me I guess...

Heating is on full blast to encourage removal of the uniform to replicate the scene in the hay

Now THERES a scene I'd like to have in slo-mo on a loop, ice

Catching up on today after being frustrated by the school wifi!

Wanted to thank ice for that beautiful compound start to the day and then lo and behold she manages to deliver it moving. You are truly a star!!

Some great ff updates well done team!!

To take up icemist's point, I think the lengths you are going to discussing these two reprobates means there's more of CJ to go round for the rest of us!

Talking of whom, when I collect him from pixie's clutches next Sunday at Heathrow, where am I delivering him? I can't remember whether it's Richtea or Rhubarb? I need him back for the Tuesday however, as he is my special birthday present to myself. (Tour guide's perk). I hope BK28 is ready lined up as his personal bodyguard as well. I think after me, it should be icemist again as geographically, I think she is the nearest one to me. if I feel inspired, I might even add to CJ's diary after the event.

Well icemist all I can say is if Captain TightGripOnMyScythe cries out "Prudey! Prudey! More! More!" at the height of his passion, don't be surprised. He might also have dreadful nightmares and shout out about horrible whiskery lips and big yellowing teeth. woof/Darkie does tend to have that effect on him...

ice not been able to check in here until now and there are a few people lurking around but those little video clips are just ace! The ones in the bunker...... swoon. I'll have a proper look tonight.

ilove I'm sure I'm not speaking out of turn if I say that both woof and I are easily able to handle CJ and all the others. And remember, they are just fill ins for us until the King of Bulge returns.

Been catching up with all the feast of fantastic ff, reading some from the start again, such talented writers.

As I'm typing a Hercules is flying low over the field in front of me, wow.... lovely sight.

Someone said a few pages back woof and orphan are the French and Saunders of this thread, couldn't agree more, takes me ages to come up with witty responses,I'll leave it to the experts .

Ditto orph my whiskery lips are more than capable of taking on more than just CJ until he comes back to us so we still deserve our portion. I must've missed it when Her Majesty died and made ilove Queen

My DS and his DP gave me a kindle for mother's day, they downloaded a few rom/com books for me. I asked my DS, who is a couple of years older than CJ if he picked any of them, his response no way left it to DP. One of them is Cold Feet at Christmas by Debbie Johnson, a good read if you want romance/comedy/angst plus QS The male character has dark brown chocolate eyes and dark hair, could be CJ .

Orphan still ploughing through Wolf Hall, find it's one of those books you can put down and pick up at any time, at this rate, with all the fab ff as well, will be summer before I finish it.

Had a lovely time catching up on the ff. lola i just love Jake's Secret! He's got himself in a right pickle hasn't he?

Sad that Greenstuff's story has come to an end. I've really enjoyed the glimpses into Molly and CJ's family life together. Like icemist said earlier, That's an Order ff is excellent as well.

What on earth did we do before the OG ff? Oh yes, read novels, visited the library, bought books from Amazon/bookshops... kezia yes have to say Wolf Hall's been out on the back burner. I agree you can pick it up again quite easily.

Am excited as dp and I are going away for a couple of days tomorrow for a country gastro pub stay. Think log fires, yummy breakfasts, triple cooked chips, complimentary rhubarb vodka... Must remember to pack the inflatable CJ suit as well.

ilove reporting for duty, no issues here Ready,Willing and Able!!
CJ under my close protection will be in a safe pair of hands, all required manoeuvres have been perfected, hope Pixie realises that the Return Tour commences as he is escorted from the aircraft!!

I am detailed to be with him for the whole tour... have prepared a freezer full of food for the DH so he doesn't miss me!!

Heehee kezia I've just realised I've got Cold Feet at Christmas on my kindle as well! Just goes to show how little I look at my kindle now that there's other distractions...

ilove I wonder where on CJ the big red satin bow will be tied when he's delivered to you for your bday treat? Just imagine if the knot's been tied too tight and you have to undo it with your teeth?

I hope BK realises she is surplus to requirements when CJ comes to my house. She's not playing gooseberry. I had enough of that with my friend in Bath. I think you can consider yourself on leave maybe when he's with me? Or I could ask my neighbour to put you up in her spare room so that you're close but not too close??

ilove I can squeeze CJ in again ??

Some of us haven't had him at all yet and still need to squeeze him in

Not to worry Nickel. After my birthday and icemist, we'll send him south again. Everyone should get a turn..... Would be foolish not to send him to our head of IT though as she's only about 30 miles from me I think.

Absolutely ilove .... I just need to get my hands on him before he goes back to woof ... but I think she isn't too far from me, so maybe ... no, think I'll stop that thought there ....!!!

cjwoof is all loved up with that Poldark crew so rest assured you'll get your sleepover with CJ before she gets her leg over mitts on him Nickel.