Morning Ladies! Been absent for a few days due to RL. Have only managed a quick skim but can see you've been busy. On the subject of super fans I do feel that there is one small difference between us and some of those out there - apart from one very modest request for an autograph ice and a couple of cards sent politely to the agent, we haven't attempted to go near the embodiment of our fictional crush! (as long as you ignore the carol concert - clears throat rapidly)
On the mildly exciting front I have to report that an army officer in full combats came into my place of work yesterday! From my extensive knowledge of rank insignia gained through watching BS42 I was quickly able to establish he was a major. In the interests of research I then conducted an analysis of the low slung combats effect and have to report the following conclusion:
The degree of 'low slungness' is directly proportional to the length of the wearer's torso!
It definitely appears that all trousers are worn in exactly the same place but whether you look like CJ or Simon Cowell depends on the variable factor of torso length. Sadly my major could not compete with CJ but was a very nice chap nonetheless.