THE VOICE- The KNOCKOUT rounds- and this weekend it's on on Saturday and Sunday!

[Raahh]

Aren't we lucky?

So tonight it is Rita and Tom.

Here are all the song choices-

TEAM RITA
DTWINZ: WHITNEY HOUSTON – I’M EVERY WOMAN

JOE WOOLFORD: OUTKAST – HEY YA

MITCH MILLER: DEAD OR ALIVE – YOU SPIN ME ROUND (LIKE A RECORD)

KARIS THOMAS: CINDY LAUPER – TRUE COLOURS

SHELLYANN: KATY PERRY – FIREWORK

HANNAH WILDES: FLEETWOOD MAC – DREAMS

CLARK CARMODY: HOZIER – TAKE ME TO CHURCH

LISS JONES: CHER – IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

TEAM WILL
NEWTION MATTHEWS: EVERYTHING BUT THAT GIRL – MISSING

JAKE SHAKESHAFT: JUSTIN BIEBER – AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME

ESMEE DENTERS: STEVIE WONDER – AS

BROOKLYN: IDINA MENZEL – LET IT GO

VIKESH CHAMPANERI: JAMES BROWN – IT’S A MAN’S, MAN’S, MAN’S WORLD

SHEENA MCHUGH: EVANESCENCE – BRING ME TO LIFE

RYAN GREEN: FRANK OCEAN – THINKIN’ BOUT YOU

LUCY O’BYRNE: MADAME BUTTERFLY – UN BEL DI VEDREMO

TEAM RICKY
CHRISTINA MATOVU: DES’REE – IT’S GOTTA BE YOU

OLIVIA LAWSON: CHRIS ISAAK – WICKED GAME

HANNAH SYMONS: BEYONCE – DRUNK IN LOVE

STEVIE MCCRORIE: U2 – STILL HAVEN’T FOUND WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR

LETITIA GEORGE: THE BEATLES – TWIST AND SHOUT

EMMANUEL NWAMADI: OTIS READING – I’VE BEEN LOVING YOU TOO LONG

AUTUMN SHARIF: MICHAEL JACKSON – HUMAN NATURE

CLAUDIA ROSE: DOROTHY MOORE – MISTY BLUE

TEAM TOM
JOYFUL SOUNDZ: SOUNDS OF BLACKNESS – OPTIMISM

KARL LOXLEY: ELTON JOHN – YOUR SONG

ROSA IAMELE: BLONDIE – HEART OF GLASS

DANIEL DUKE: TAYLOR SWIFT – SHAKE IT OFF

SASHA SIMONE: LIANNE LE HAVAS – LOST & FOUND

SHARON MURPHY: BARBARA STREISAND – WOMAN IN LOVE

LARE LEE: BILLIE HOLIDAY – GOD BLESS THE CHILD

HOWARD ROSE: CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL – PROUD MARY

Sorry about the shouty font- it's a c & p job, and cba to change it

I have monkey nuts. And a new puppy.

I will not be eating the puppy.

Oh my god, what have the stylists done to lara, her trousers are up to her boobs

I think Sharon is truly awful, sounds like she is putting on a joke voice.

Like Sharon dont know if I could listen to a whole cdror not. Not that thats a likelyhood even if she wins.
Is this the beat poet?

Ah yes, I knew it was one of the ladies with sideways hair

I like Karl and Sharon so far.

Did a bit of smack in her younger days the, huh? Or is it a different life story?

This is a rather obvious choice.

I like Sharon. If Sharon couldn't sing well id want here through away just because I like her (and I don't think she's made much of her past has she?)

Most teenage boys seem to have this hair style atm.

She's got bosoms and a half, no wonder Tom was whistling. He's a bosom man.

Where would you even buy trousers with a waist that high? and why would you buy them??

For once the stylists have managed to dress a larger woman in a reasonably flattering way. Nice blouse work.

I agree that's a terrible outfit for a busty ladee.

Howard is not a superstar name.

Bof did you see the trousers

I think it was a waist cincher over the top of the trousers, Nancy.

The School of Rock & Pop. Sounds like something from the Beano.

Oh, he's the one from the school in Sale.

Proud Mary- which at least he has credited to Creedence. Can have points for that.

And let it be known, if anyone sings any Billie, Etta, Nina, Stevie or Marvin, that Lo! People will standeth. And verily also for half-baked opera too will they rise. And it matters not how shit they sound, for if they chooseth of the classics, so the people will rise. And do chin wagging with half closed eyes, to show they get it.

The waist cincher didnt work very well.

Ds has just said this is the song from Flushed Away.

So all I can see are singing slugs.

I've probably just got terrible taste, Nosy

I do think they drop the ones they have found most tricky to work with, even if the vocal performance is OK (can't quite bring myself to say brilliant )
DD is complaining Howard's screeching.

If you've got big boobs a less erm obvious outfit works better. Subtle draping. ( am one myself so I should know). I wouldn't be seen dead in that outfit, it foregrounds the boobage a bit too much....

Hes borrowed Emanuels chipmunk.