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DH is making me watch some utter bollocks

27 replies

Nerf · 05/03/2015 21:12

All about randy soldiers and convicts. It's clearly so appallingly craply written by some weird woman hating weirdo.

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SheHasAWildHeart · 05/03/2015 21:14

Banished in BBC2?

sosix · 05/03/2015 21:15

I quite like it, have turned over, can't watch violence.

SwedishEdith · 05/03/2015 21:16

Looks good. Written by Jimmy McGovern

CaTsMaMmA · 05/03/2015 21:16

yes...i have that on too...a terrible culture shock after Sewing Bee

CliveCussler · 05/03/2015 21:16

You have my sympathy. Dh is making me watch some American series about genius's, genii, whatever. Clearly I am not one, but it's still shit.

NoArmaniNoPunani · 05/03/2015 21:18

There's bugger all else on.

Housewife2010 · 05/03/2015 21:22

The 70s pop programme on ITV is good. I'm singing along.

Nerf · 05/03/2015 21:25

It's really crap. Dialogue is crap. Like written by GCSE students. And so much rapey titillation.

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lem73 · 05/03/2015 21:29

I thought you were talking storage wars or Man vs Food. You don't know how lucky you are if you're not forced to watch that shit.

CaTsMaMmA · 05/03/2015 21:30

storage wars would be oscar winning in comparison.

CaTsMaMmA · 05/03/2015 21:31

I have decamped to People's Strictly...much more emotional depth, and much much less food stealing and corporal punishment.

poorbuthappy · 05/03/2015 21:33

Man vs Food is Emmy material compared to this.

Nerf · 05/03/2015 21:37

Grin well at least you've cheered me up. It's still going on despite my silent move to the dining room. All bedraggled wenches and snooty soldiers.

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Nerf · 05/03/2015 21:40

Now he's trying to extricate a broken light bulb from the socket with pliers Shock and the lights are switched on. I'm waiting for him to electrocuted himself so I can change channels.

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poorbuthappy · 05/03/2015 21:43

Good luck.
Thank god I've got wine...

RoosterCogburnIsInTheJakes · 05/03/2015 21:43

Mine too is glued to this rubbish.

I would leave the room, but I have a lap full of cat and I don't like to move her.

RoosterCogburnIsInTheJakes · 05/03/2015 21:44

And he's just reminded me that was also have Fortitude to watch as well.

Nerf · 05/03/2015 21:45

Is he? Have you ever been raped by a convict? Ffs.

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LouiseBrooks · 05/03/2015 21:45

I'm watching The Good Wife. At least I now know I don't need to watch this Aussie thing on catch up

Nerf · 05/03/2015 21:46

No but lovely Simon is calling.

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HellKitty · 05/03/2015 21:47

A loving dad turned into a demon clown by wearing a possessed clown suit. Well he watched half an hour then fell asleep.

Nerf · 05/03/2015 21:53

HellKitty? What ? What's that?

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iklboo · 05/03/2015 21:55

We're watching a recorded 'int t'universe brillyunt' Human Universe with Coxy. It seems like it's been on an aeon already.

thenightsky · 05/03/2015 21:57

DH has this on record. From what I've read here, I don't think it's going to be my thing, especially if there is graphic violence Sad

Enjoying 70s music thing on itv though! Smile

HellKitty · 05/03/2015 21:57

A horror film ingeniously called 'Clown'. He's still asleep and Bohemian Rhapsody is on itv.