Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol XII

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Ladies, another email today from Bailbrook House. Gosh, they're keen.

We are happy to help with any alternative pre-arrival requests. Please contact our team on 01225 855 100 or [email protected] for any special requests.

Once again, we are delighted to be able to welcome you to Bailbrook House very soon.

Now, my question is what do they term as special requests? Does CJ waiting in bed for me count as a special request?

Sounds a perfectly reasonable request to me Ilove, not even a 'special' one.

As for the waterboarding, i'm afraid it's a necessity if I want to keep him compliant and obedient. Otherwise he might try to escape and that's never going to happen until we've swivelled until we can swivel no more

Oh damn! I rang Bailbrook House to check that I had made a table reservation. The woman was quite chatty whilst we were waiting for her computer to wake up. I was about to ask her about the OG/BA/CJ connection when one of my colleagues wandered up and sat down, waiting to speak to me. I bottled it.

cjwoof I have visions of Misery meets Carry on Screaming. I am seriously concerned that BA's official return to the UK (not the unscheduled one that occurred this weekend) may be delayed further by these undisguised threats to his person. First it was ladies with flick tape measures going undercover at carol concerts and now it is the real possibility that he may be kidnapped and locked in your very own red room at Woof Towers without his consent!! He must be begging the script writers to include more scenes for him however bad the lines, however awful the props and clothes - "Please, please I'll do anything, play it as camp as you like, wear curtains, utter those dreadful lines as if they are the most meaningful dialogue since Shakespeare - just don't send me back...."

I'm thinking Kathy Bates crossed with Cissie & Ada, rhubarb

Oh yes - definitely. I can see Cissie adjusting her boob in anticipation right now!

good evening.....just dropped back in from RL and been catching up on thread / hostage situation...crying with laughing....I can feel another swivel based craft project coming on.....

painted welcome back! I'm afraid it's gone beyond a laughing situation. I'm the rest of us are now becoming seriously concerned about his ability to service the rest of us welfare.

Relax ladies! He's still a fully functioning soldier, if a little worse for wear. I'll release him later tonight once he's come back to me a few more times.

pixie Cissie and Ada are infinitely more attractive than RL me so I'll take that as a compliment. The only slight difference between us is I've still got my own teeth, but I do enjoy a pint of mild.

Oh my! DH just got home so have escaped from my two very loud and (after 10 hours) very slighty (?!) annoying kids!!!!! I'll have to come find CJ and help him with his escape plan! Luckily quick dips into here through the day have kept me sane ... although the kids did ask to see what I was looking at when I started giggling. I showed them Cissie and Ada ... They didn't get what was funny (phew!).

ilove you have to ring BH back and ask more details. Have you booked the table where Molly and CJ sat?

We only have your word for the fact that he is still fully functioning cj I fear you would tell us anything. My suspicion is that he will be fit for nothing but a spell in Headley Court by the time you have spat him out.....literally

Help.......

Aaah there's a thought Painted CJ on a rotisserie slowly turning him over an open fire until he gives me what I want...oh you mean THAT kind of spit - oh well I'm not fussy about his saliva but anything else that spurts is most welcome

I can just hear SPO thinking, oh my goodness (or words to that effect), how can I get this into the next chapter ...

cjwoof aka Kathy Bates.... Is he still holed up at Woof Towers, thinking we might need to arrange a search and rescue if you don't release him soon. Or has he got him self stuck on some apparatus in the red room? Which ever way, I'm happy to wiz over and relieve him :)

Thanks cjwoof, I've just spluttered my dinner over my phone screen. And I'm guessing that's not the spurt you were after....

Talking of the Red Room reminds me of when Jamie Dornan was on with Graham Norton on Friday night. Apparently, during filming there was what he called a "kink advisor" on set to help explain/demonstrate some of the weird and wonderful apparatus.

cjwoof - name your price. We can't let you hold CJ hostage like this, it's unfair on him. How about some extra time with RL Chris instead? Jen reckons he would always deliver quality.

Nickel OMG, I never even thought of that. The receptionist said "Is it a special occasion?" at which point I nearly giggled and brought up the subject of OG but then my colleague plonked himself down next to me so I just mentioned about meeting my godson and his new baby on the Monday. The restaurant table didn't even enter my head. I don't think I have the nerve without sounding a total nutcase. You could do it for me though as a massive favour.... as a friend doing it as a nice surprise????? You already have my details I think? Then I could claim total innocence in front of my friend on Sunday night????

I don't like to laugh at people's ff but as anyone read this ff chapter 9??? And if you want another jaw dropping in disbelief read? Try this

m.fanfiction.net/s/11051277/1/Valentines-Day I honestly have no idea when Google exists why people can't research what they are writing about

icemist you've linked to the wrong one, you mean Army Regulations. I've just had to stop reading it halfway through and come on here because I thought someone else must be in disbelief. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. FFS the Queen hugs Molly.
I am also a huge supporter of ff writers on the whole but this is just a tad far fetched.

Oh yes, ilove, cos that wouldn't make me seem like a complete nutter at all!!! But saying that ... they don't know me, I'm not going to be there, gotta be worth a punt! I might gonna have to see what I can do ... no promises!

They were both awful! I read that chapter laughing it was so unbelievable! Chapter 9
m.fanfiction.net/s/10875310/9/

Yes the queen giving hugs and getting a number to phone the royals if she needs to talk! A great p-take but I fear its not meant to be

Thanks Nickel! I'll wait for you to wave your magic wand.

I read those two ff stories just before my tea. I couldn't believe how bad they were. The thought of CJ with a backwards way on baseball cap just did not do it for me. Nor the fact they were wearing swimming costumes in February! What the hell was the writer on when she conjured that up! Then the one where Molly was at the Palace. Just loved the idea of the Queen and Prince Harry handing out phone numbers. Hahahahaha.

One thing's for sure though - it makes our MN ff look EVEN better! (Not that it needs to, it's brilliant in its own right, but still......)

Night ...night all you amazingly funny ladies you make my day