THE VOICE- Auditions WEEK 5! - there are returnees and Nathan from BROTHER BEYOND!<chucks knickers at telly>

[Raahh]

Who?? some of the youngsters (and Rita) might say.

Who indeed. But he was the pretty boy lead singer- and they had a number 2 hit, dontcha know (altogether now ...'the harder I tryyyyyy' ooooh'. )

1988 seems so very long ago.

Here's the song list:

Newtion Matthews
John Legend – Who Did That To You?

Hannah Wildes
Nelly Furtado – All Good Things Come To An End

Alex David Charles
Stevie Wonder – I Wish

Karis Thomas
Joss Stone – Right To Be Wrong

Harris Hameed
Timbaland – Apologize

Stephen Cornwell
5 Seconds Of Summer – She Looks So Perfect

Kate Flynn
Foo Fighters – Best Of You

Krazy Horse
Creedence Clearwater Revival – Bad Moon Rising

Vikesh Champaneri
Adele – Hometown Glory

Rozzy
Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj – Bang Bang

Brooklyn
Nicki Minaj – Superbass

Nathan Moore
White Stripes – Seven Nation Army

Claudia Rose
Jennifer Hudson – Love You I Do

I'm hoping 'Newtion' is a typo.

I can see why she steers clear of actual singing for as long as possible.

My ears.

Christ on a bike WTF is Bill on?

Oh sweet mercy, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING TURNING ROUND???!!

She's..........HIDEOUS!!!!

Wtaf ?

Have they gone deaf ?

Oh, turns out she can't sing.
And Lo! Will turns. It's like he LIKES the rubbish singers.
What's with the stripy back of thighs? Paint on a park bench?

DS2 says it's very accurate as it's Nikki Minaj who is dreadful as well.

Something about her face looks like the scene at the end of the movie where they've made her up to look 80.

Tango!

Special? Flat? Tuneless?

S'Tom has the same hair colour.

Oh god Squoosh maybe this is what the rocksteady crew look like now

The purple hair clashes horribly with the oompa loompa skin tone

Is she supposed to sound like that? I watch these shows and I am starting to think there is something wrong with my ears, that sounded terrible to me

The over indulgence in fake tan makes her look old

Fake tan needs to be banned. She looks like she's suffering liver failure.

I guess mixers etc do wonderful things these days.

No. Unique is not a new word for shit.

Cocole you could still fulfil your Rocksteady dream!

Thanks btw Roly, its a burden I bear.

Thanks btw Roly, its a burden I bear.

DH just snorted and said, 'God Ricky's such a twat'.

Her roots are showing! Unique lol , not for the right reasons though.

But.... But.... She can't sing in tune!! She was sharp all the way through!!

Brother Beyond man must be next.

Ooh, you name dropper, Rita!

Dh has just said Ricky has a silver tongue. Phnar!

squoosh

I luffs you.