I'm rather concerned that I've just sung along to all the words to 'Mr Bloom Here & There'...! 
What is more worrying is the gusto with which I sung it...& the fact I used Mr Bloom's accent throughout which was the most impressive bit, considering I'm not from "oop north" 
Do I need to report myself to anyone...?!
Is there a support group for this kind of nonsense?!
I feel the need to say that I'm deffo not one of those bizarre people who find him attractive. I'd have a coffee with him, if he asked very nicely, but I may have to give him a trim & a wash first... 