CBB Thread 9 - Who needs spray tans when you've got Bisto?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Although can you imagine the state of the pillows?

This also might explain Perez's attempts to lick KH's face. Yum!

We should definitely consider this look for any PWB meet up!

I hate Perez

You are not alone, slithy

Hi all, I'm a bit behind but will catch you up by fast forwarding the adverts. In fact I'm a bit too early, you can fast forward through eviction nights in about half the programme time as it is all repeated or spun out gumph

KH sounds very nasal, I wonder if she has a cold, she sounds all stuffed up!

Go kp!!

Shall we audition as a group?

A bit snotty scouse?

Yes Slithy. ..not a fan either.

I can never figure out which housemates the CBB crowd are chanting for.

Haha-we'd be too busy analysing each other to argue and be interesting!

Channel 5 ad breaks are so long.

May go and get some crisps.

I think KH is slightly intimidated by KP.

Me either Sole
A mixture I think

We'd be brilliant.

Lol Anne
I am gaining weight due to the long snack breaks

Kh so never shagged someone in a mankini.

We would have to negotiate cake and wine in our contract.

I have Kettle Chips.

May get some sticky toffee cake later.

It's a nightmare, isn't it, Sole?

Cheese salad sandwich. Cold milk.

I would be the most boring housemate ever, like Cheggars but with fewer jokes!

I think Katie Price is having a go at Katie Hopkins just for show, that looked very contrived

Yeah Shelly & Anne.

Glad it isn't just moi as I am totally deaf in left ear due to meningococcal meningitis in 2005.

Music makes them happy

Somebody tell Katie Hopkins that 1986 is calling her back...

So, scouse would you be Patsy?

Kp tone deaf tones there-remember her Eurovision song?!

Omg KH dancing,seen it all now.