Swagger Inn 79 - Post Applegate, Episode 4, Musketeers is what we want...

[ChaiseLounger]

Just starting us off.
For Post Applegate analysis etc......

Gah!

Ok, have caught up, what a lovely way to start the day. Wonderful news!

Loving the vision of Musketeers on cows! Interesting how many of you can ride horses. I've never been on one in my life, although I did once ride a donkey in Ibiza. Does that count? Oh and also a camel in Lanzarote.

Happy Birthday to Madame's DS. And good luck with the tax return.

Hope Flopsy and other ailing wenches are feeling a little better today.

Athos, as requested.

Are you positive about that hermione? We all know how these things can turn up at opportune times...

Oh, I only mean wrt to the series.
Another series? Cool.

Oh Prague in recent years? That makes more sense!

Where is Badders? (Are you ok?)

I'm going to hang some washing out.

I am in housework hell Helen :(
Oven taken apart and cleaned. Ew.
Floors mopped.
Loos cleaned.
Just having a quick sit down before I Hoover and clean the bathroom.
Then it's ironing....
Sigh.
It my own fault.
I have down bugger all for 3 days :)
One load on, one in dryer.
I am very jealous of those of you who can put washing out and it dry!

Still not RTFT......but woo hoo for "this man" being one of the directors .....I didn't know that

Anyhoo, how's your weekend's been wenchypeeps?

I was at an engagement do in a picturesque northern market town (Cinn) and thought I'd been transported into a crap sitcom. I had to leave early as Babyelk and I are still joined at the hip - although she did party until quarter to 11, which isn't bad when you're zero.....only to discover that the hotel had interesting acoustic properties, as demonstrated by the couple in the next room who had a Jeremy Kyle style argument followed by extremely loud, yet crap sex

Yesterday we went for coffee with the vendors in our new house. Mr Vendor works for the Beeb, not for Drama tho.

Oh and Bads.....I don't want to make you jealous or anything, but my washer's got a 10 kilo load

OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm so happy!! Maybe we will get some Athos style roll in the hay in S3!!!

dream of Athos's cock a 10 kilo load dryer :)

WW, but we have 'Athos style roll in the hay'... have you not been up to the hayloft recently? (I know we keep passing you Exploding Athos for a giggle, but still...)
Oh. You meant actually on TV, without just using our imagination...

Badders you do too much housework I am a slattern How are you feeling?

Right, must hang out washing while the sun is out and it's still morning...

Still feel grotty really but can't quite out my finger in what it is.
Felt very sick again last night (did stuff myself at pils though :))
Sore throat, headache.
Just a virus I think.
I have decides to do as much housework as I can today so I can mn and watch TV relax for a Couple of days.
Might go to ikea tomorrow.
Then job interview on Friday....eek!

Morning all.

Excellent news re S3 - let's hope it's true. Well spotted Elk. Also well done to PartyBabyElk and arf at JK crap sex at the hotel (although I don't suppose it was funny at the time)

Badders - you put me to shame with your housework, I only really do mine when it gets to Inform Environmental Health levels of middenness

Mave I know the feeling....I also have Stuff To Do.

I wonder if we've got any biscuits.....

I wouldn't have so much to do if I wasn't such a lazy bint :)
Just ironing to go now.
I fucking hate ironing.
On the plus side it all looks very sparkly til the hoardes descend after school
So series 3 is a go is it?
Makes even less sense them mucking about with slot.
Slot fucktrumpery of the highest magnitude.
I am deeply, deeply Unhappy about it.

I've got two things off my list. Now I shall make it three by washing my hair...

Oh god, yes. I need a shower.
I look like waynetta slob today.

Perhaps, but at least you're Waynetta in a clan and tidy house!

Come and join me and Athos in the greasy/grimey corner. I keep getting emails, so haven't managed to stop working yet. (as ever) DH will start shouting at me that I need to eat soon as well.

clan? CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gah.

Yes Helen that's exactly what I mean! I want Athos's naked arse on my TV-screen Hey, that rhymes

Badders DO NOT have a shower yet - take a photo first. Have just realised that we're probably approaching the grime levels needed for S3 extras, and since we don't need additional make up to look authentically grubby, we'll be in there.

Sorry Wicked I don't think think the BBC, despite the post-watershedness (it's a word) has moved on from the 1970s into the realms of showing the male naked arse

thank fuck for Donkey Punch

Oh god, yeah!
I am sweaty, my hair is greasy and sticky uppy. I smell of bleach and Brillo pads.

(though technically speaking, I don't think bleach and Brillo pads are historically accurate... we'll gloss over that bit.)