Judge Rinder..........

[shadypines]

Can anyone please lie me down on a leather couch, shine a bright light in my eyes and explain to me my fascination for this programme?

pleaseeee

Hedgehog

And "I think I've just died and woken up in a cul-de-sac of moron"

I've just watched today's episode on catch up. More priceless phrases!

I love it! It's my guilty pleasure on days off.

Anyone watching today? That girl with her boobs out and 'beach wear' poor judge didn't know where to put his eyes. That girl is obviously used to getting her own way.
I loved the way the judge chucked her out!

He's good but I'm still a Judge Judy fan

Oh yes jollyfrog saw the boob lady, , she really put the D into Diva....JR's face is just hilarious .

And what about the boob lady today.....

JR : " So Davina, how did you earn so much money that you were able to give your friend such a generous loan?"

Davina (or some other name) : " well I did glamour modelling..."

JR: "Gosh, how exciting, a glamour model...I'm getting images of Audrey Hepburn on a St Tropez beach or something...am I right?"

Camera cuts to screen showing 'Davina' pouting and showing off her assets.

At this point we need a classic JR emicon face complete with the googly eyes, ha ha ha

Oh, JR with the surfing dudes! Man.

The surfers were red hot - even though one of them was a postman too! I love the Judge, he is funny and the faces he pulls crack me up.