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CBB Thread 6 - We don't like any of them - who votes for a house full of PWBs next time?

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AnneEyhtMeyer · 20/01/2015 21:16

We couldn't be any worse, could we?

Which one of us will demand Diet Coke? Who will pee in the bin? Will we all wear PVC? No showmances please!

Do you want me to be the cat?

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TheSultanofPing · 23/01/2015 13:26

Yes she, he went into the diary room, pulled it out of his nose and ate it.

invisiblecrown · 23/01/2015 13:29

WildHeart I would LOVE royal Big Brother! Grin

SheHasAWildHeart · 23/01/2015 13:32

Yesterday I was thinking that KH was blowing it out of proportion and then I saw the debate and the way he was sticking his tongue out at her was so disturbing. I think she should have gone to the diary room to complain but I know that's not her style to go running to BB. I couldn't be in a house with him 24/7, I feel tired and upset just watching it. I've never realised what the term 'car crash TV' meant until this series! Would love to see more of the dynamics between Keith, Kev, Callum etc.

To much time being spent on the same people - KH got chosen to be Red Pigeon, then she got chosen for the debate with Michelle, Naggia and Perez. Would have been better to mix the debate up with those that rarely get a look in, BB is letting them take a back seat and stay under the radar.

Although I did think that when they started having a go at Keith for sitting on the fence, it's their choice to create two distinct camps within the house, there's no need why he should go along with it and he's free to dislike them all equally which I think he does. They all talk about 'free will' and doing what you want to, well if he wants to sit around drinking tea all day and not getting involved in their petty politics then that's his business.

Oh, I think I should do some work now :)

SheHasAWildHeart · 23/01/2015 13:33

Royal BB would be amazing. HRH in her pyjamas and crown. Harry running around with not much on. Prince Philip being the Ken of the house.

slithytove · 23/01/2015 13:36

Perez made me really uncomfortable the way he was behaving to KH. If it had been me in the receiving end of the tongue waggle and kiss blowing I think I'd have cried or slapped him. I'd definitely walk.

He is a vile, vicious, shit stirring cunt and I wouldn't care if he fell under a bus tomorrow. His son would be better off.

tedmundo · 23/01/2015 13:58

Oh my god, I have just caught up on last night and 100% agree with wildheart that Perez was revolting. Actually, I felt his behaviour was abusive as it was sexual imagery he was directing at her and it felt very uncomfortable to watch. Sickening actually.

KH would be well within her rights to lodge a complaint about that. I think that actually goes some way to explaining her reactions to him. I wonder how much stuff like that goes on we don't see?

SpanishFly · 23/01/2015 14:06

But she does still goad him. I do understand her being so angry at him, anyone who isn't must be a saint. But often when he's doing nothing to her she just starts on him. She's trying to provoke him so he gets thrown out, maybe?

tedmundo · 23/01/2015 14:07

Ok I paused it to write that first post. Just watched it to the end. Who was Keith talking about being victimised? I didn't understand. Was he having a dig at Perez for his tongue wagging?

Also, Patsy was physically cringing away from Perez. He then tried to pretend he was just being silly with his tongue wagging but she was having none of it. I think she is another one who bitterly regrets siding with him.

Nadia talks a whole lot of crap. I did not respect her for stamping off from the table. KH took a pelting from her, Alicia and Perez and stayed put.

tedmundo · 23/01/2015 14:12

Maybe. I think a lot of the HM want to give him a smack and of course, they can't, so are verbally aggressive. That is how it looks to me.

AnneEyhtMeyer · 23/01/2015 14:14

Have just seen this mini-task for Keith - he has to make them laugh but they have secretly been told not to laugh at his jokes. They do it really well (especially Alicia!) and his poor little crestfallen face!

Here it is

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SpanishFly · 23/01/2015 14:15

And I'm warning to Nadia (sorry). I do think she has a point that it must be horrible having a wall of hate any time Perez walks into a room, so I can see how that provokes him into acting up against it.

Also, at the beginning of the series the lyrics started pushing him aside because he was irritating them. As far as the viewers go, i don't think we know if he'd actually done anything "wrong" by the time he was already their enemy. And it's been a vicious circle from there.

Don't get me wrong, Perez is behaving like a disgusting child combined with a disturbing disgusting teenager, and I may have killed him by now. But a lot of it has been multiplied by their behaviour towards him. He hasn't been so bizarre since he cut back on the alcohol too. There was no excuse for the tongue flicking etc. Dare I say that if he was a straight man, that would be seen as intimidating or threatening behaviour. Yet he throws around accusations all the time.

SpanishFly · 23/01/2015 14:17

*they all (NOT the lyrics? ?!)

AnneEyhtMeyer · 23/01/2015 14:21

But Naggia puts up her own wall of hate every time she sees KH, so she is a hypocrite.

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slithytove · 23/01/2015 14:32

Perez has earned that wall of hate so what else do they expect.

We don't know btw that Katie is goading him, it could just be edited to look that way. I suspect he does things too vile to show.

thedevilinside · 23/01/2015 14:33

Here is my amateur psychology:

KH: ruthless sociopath, charming, manipulative, no remorse: adored by her followers
Perez: attention seeking, desperate for fame, a good heart
Nadia: defender of the underdog, articulate, intelligent, a good heart
Alicia: possible aspergers, slow processing, dyslexic, obsessions re: plastic surgery and nutrition
KP: As above, but with lower empathy and a higher IQ, Male presentation of aspergers
Michelle: follower, worshiper of KH, don't understand her gay rights connection

tedmundo · 23/01/2015 14:34

Perez built those walls of hate himself. Cami hates him for the foul suggestion she should pretend to be gay to get votes. Callum hates him for his loud, obnoxious behaviour. Same for Kav. Michelle hates him because she sees he is undoing all the amazing progress the gay community have made.

I think if patsy ever feels capable of speaking her mind, I actually think she despises him too. How can anyone who clearly cherishes harmony and peace, even like him?

I am team Katie/Michelle/Callum all the way.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane · 23/01/2015 14:35

I'm a rubbish PWB - I actually fell asleep in the ads before the debate and woke up as BOTS was finishing Blush

I think Naggia will go tonight , and then BB can set some mini task over the weekend where Perez and KH are locked in the task room doing some mind numbing chore like having to count thousands of dried peas or sort thousands of tiny beads into colours . Surely then they would come to some sort of something to survive living with each other ? ( or just give them a choice of weapons on the way in Wink )

As for Royal BB - love it ! They could chuck Sarah Ferguson in as a late arrival .
I'd save The Countess of Wessex for 'I'm a member of the Royal family , get one out of here' My phone bill would be huge for bush tucker trials !

tedmundo · 23/01/2015 14:40

Perez has a good heart?! Wow, I am genuinely shocked at that interpretation of his character. Fair enough though, I guess we all see what we want to see.

Remember in bb1 they would all sing 'it's only a game show' as they went to nominate. I must remember this ;)

SpanishFly · 23/01/2015 14:40

But she doesn't goad KH the way KH goads perez. As I say, I don't like any of them much except Cheggers so I'm not Defending them. Just seeing both sides, I guess. I just think there's no malice in Nadia, even if she's a pain

SpanishFly · 23/01/2015 14:46

Yes he's behaved like a twat. But at the start he did speak some sense and was still getting the cold shoulder from a lot of them just for being annoying and loud. I don't think that merited such hatred

WowserBowser · 23/01/2015 14:46

Oh Keith! He breaks my heart that man.

I never want the boring nice ones to win but CHEGGERS FOR THE WIN!!

Did anyone see him on Extras?

WowserBowser · 23/01/2015 14:49

Just catching up on the thread and have to say this made me laugh

And another crap twist. Chubby Checker will be turning in his grave

And have done the survey, thanks Anne for the link.

tedmundo · 23/01/2015 14:52

Actually, I don't think they hate him. I used the wrong word. They despise him. And I think a loud, annoying, obnoxious person would be despised by a lot of people.

SpanishFly · 23/01/2015 14:54

I didn't see him on Extras. But the funniest programme ever was the Val Kilmer episode of Life's Too Short. Cheggers and Les Dennis and Barry from eastenders playing exaggerated versions of themselves. Very very funny.

WowserBowser · 23/01/2015 14:55

Ah they were all excellent in Extras - Les, Chegs and Baz, so will defo look that up Spanish