Evening wenches. Have RBNRM.
Work was shite so nothing new there.
Mouse - part toddler part bar of soap made me
. Sorry. Are there any martial arts classes near you? Although he may still be too little. It's done wonders for DS2's social skills. and one of the instructors is a HBI
Elk - that is brilliant!
Errr, can't really recall much else 
The Hobbit Q&A at the Apple store I watched had questions limited to the film. It was less than half an hour and there were only about four questions from the audience and a few they'd had tweeted. No idea if the Wednesday
one will be the same format.
DS2 had an epic tantrum when I got home. Apparently being in for 30 minutes before I get home doesn't give any time at all to even make a start on homework or do any music practice because "we've only just got in". I do so enjoy being the parent who constantly checks homework/practice is done. Makes me really popular.