CCBB Thread 4 - Will someone please rescue that poor tormented plastic bunny from Perez?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Is there a RSPCPA? (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Plastic Animals). Someone call them please!

How long before someone hits Perez over the head with it?

My phone bill will be huge when he's finally up for eviction.

Perez must be truly impossible to live with. He's so mixed up, he doesn't even know who he is.

KH taking it way too far in the trailer there.

KP v KH I hope their chat is a spectacular showdown.

Argh missed the first 20 mins, can anyone fill me in?

Why's Perez snottering all over the diary room?

I know that Nadia isn't liked on this thread, but I really like her. I think she's often the voice of reason, even if she does interfere too much.

I think Perez is very bright. He's made an absolute empire of the back of shows just like this. He knows exactly what he is doing and wants to be that certain type of low rent celeb that exists only to stir up controversy.

I couldn't live with Perez but I don't think I would ever tire of punching KH

Well he wasn't bright enough to understand Katie wasn't threatening him with physical violence

Join the queue Just. Anne, Naggia is all yours.

*never tire

I agree three. Perez is really messed up. No impulse control. It's like he has ADHD or something. Emotions all over the place. He's certainly not very stable.

Even DP just said, if he's that desperate to go home why doesn't he just fuck off then

Not liking KH taunting him like that though - that's not nice.

I hate the horrid sing song voice that KH keeps doing.

No, I was right first time - ever tire

When Perez met Katie, an everyday tale of two professional WUMs.

I think he probably just misheard her - or was looking specifically to blow things out of proportion.

The constant tears from Perez makes me wonder if he has a set of ovaries somewhere - I too have disturbing mood swings but usually at that 'time of the month'.

Me too Thorn

I can barely put up with perez during the hour show. Fuck knows how they have the last week!

Is Perez acting or is he being himself?

His behaviour is is very odd.

Does he actually believe the shit he is talking?

I like Nadia too

I was talking to DD about Perez before and she said he has made his living by spotlighting the bad behaviour of over-privileged, spoilt, badly behaved twits so has a very skewed perspective of how "celebs" act. In turn he has found the spotlight and been rewarded for being bitchy and needling people.

Couple that with misjudging the demographic of the audience here and it explains a lot

threepiecesuite Perez is the ONLY person she can torture. Remember at the start she slagged everyone off. Plus she was 'deflated' by the boos from the audience.
Katie was running scared after a few days because she knew she was surrounded by strong personalities who would shred her to pieces.
In her world, those are not people she 'hangs' with!

Gon and tonic time :)

I think Perez is in a weird physiological spiral and has been for years - Perez was a bitchy character, and Mario was a person. I think the two got blended together a long time ago, and he's probably needed a lot of therapy over the years.