CBB Thread 3 - World in shock - Cheggars is the most normal.

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Who will Nadia nag next?

When will KH show her true colours?

Who will be the first to slap Perez?

Make yourself comfy, it is going to be a bumpy ride!

New housemate?

Dreaded rich/poor divide?

Sinister x twins

Oh man I ate too many pickled onion space raiders

scoop.

They make my Aldi bananas look pathetic! Are those bananas on steroids or what?!

Actually I think I'll be hating kh quite soon. Shooting fish in a barrel picking on poor, damaged Alicia. She's like a bored lion with a mouse.

My mind is boggling visualising what is going on...go to bed husband. Who cares if it is your birthday lol

Can I join in please? KH is on form today, she can be very funny when she wants to be. Perez is an ARSE and he needs to shave

Ooh I love a banana chi chi

Hi dark

KH is indeed entertaining.

But I'm fat and my son's ginger, so she managed to offend us both in one sentence

ken was evil and jeremy did a genuinely bad thing... but I do agree that every houseshare needs a scapegoat (as per the guy's convo in the garden). This is more like it though! I'd rather watch a row over a banana than watch a dirty old perv being offensive

Settle yourself in, dark. Everyone is welcome here. Except Nadia and Perez.

Welcome to our thread dark :)

Anne's OP still makes me chuckle.

Not sure on the Jeremy thing. If I remember rightly, Denise Walsh pulled someone's pants down yet went on to win the show...? Didn't see her getting arrested!

I'm loving the much needed Bananarama much needed

KH was grim re ken and censorship but otherwise hilarious so far tonight

Glad Madia and creepy man are banned from our lovely thread, Anne

Here they go again...

I never asked to join your thread - I just hijacked it

The banana drama continues... Lmao!

Stealing food is the number one no-no in BB. Surely she knows that.

Perez is not very self aware, is he? But he is very self-obsessed.

Pot kettle Perez!!

KH has lost her weight quickly has she not?

What's with the way Perez speaks? Like one word slowly at a time.