The Apprentice: LA FINALE. Tonight we finally find out who the producers chose to win.

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Starting tonight's thread early before I forget all about it.

See you all at 8? 9?

NOOOOOO

Olivia, there was quite a lot of swearing about that the other night. Ridiculous to choose based on their plans. Makes a mockery of the whole process.

Well there we go. See you all again next year.

Roisin was robbed

Oh ffs Mark is such an annoying bullshitter. Knew it though.

Ah, bollocks. I'm not staying up for Dara. Mark is a prick of the highest order and Sugar deserves him.

You know what, they need to change the format where the contestants develop their business's(?) throughout the competition and then the most viable one wins.

Pair of wankers who deserve each other.

I hope it goes tits up and Sugar and Mark end their days in a Victorian debtor's prison.

Bring back Solomon!!

Yeah he can let Mark get on with it.

Right, off to research setting up online tights business

I don't believe that bianca's has been working in the tights thing since 2010. If she had been, surely she'd know how much tights sell for and not have same up £35 to start with.

She looks even more weird.

Bianca looks much better without the centre parting.

Ok, this will probably be rude, but why is Bianca accentuating her forehead by making it look even bigger?

I think we're on our own BOF

I wanted Bianca to win

Actually, she looks much better if you stand on her left. Not so much if you stand on her right.

Just remember that Bianca gave exclusivity to the tiniest toy shop in central London

Did she just sort of admit it wasn't her own idea?

Dara could wear the tights on his huge shiny head. Now THAT would be arse-about-face.

Who has pink legs?

It looks like she has hung a wig on the side of her head.

Well, the 'tights for women with skin of various shades' concept is not entirely unique (whether or not she stole the idea from the woman in the linked article), but Mark's business idea is SO tired. And he's a self-satisfied, deceitful wanker…

Yy to they deserve each other.

I'd forgotten about the West Minister thing