X FACTOR- it's the FINAL!! It's been a looooooong journey- but we've made it our own.

[fRaahhnkincense]

So, after 4 months, it's finally here!

Will the winner be Pugsy, Hey-Ho or Big Hair?
Odds on favourite (surprise!) is Fleur.

This is what they will be singing-

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 10 / Final songs
Andrea Faustini

Feeling Good (originally by Nina Simone)

Song of the series: Earth Song (originally by Michael Jackson)

Winner's Single – I Didn’t Know My Own Strength (originally by Whitney Houston)

Ben Haenow

Demons (originally by Imagine Dragons)

Song of the series: Man In The Mirror (by Michael Jackson)

Winner's Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Fleur East

Can’t Hold Us (originally by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis)

Uptown Funk (originally by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars)

Winner's Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Pugs has been dumped, clearly, as after weeks of 'It would be nice to see you do something different' yada yada- the single he will record if he wins- is a Whitney song!!

The other single is not the most exciting choice of winning single. And I'm not sure it suits Fleur.

I have to go to the school Christmas fair this afternoon. The joy. And I'm driving so can't even get pissed have a mulled wine or 6.

And Mark Ronson must be thrilled to bits by all this free publicity. MIght backfire on Cowell- Ronson's version of Uptown funk could still be Christmas number one.

So HowDo and Flurr and Pugsy are all pretty much 'from' London?
We've not had that before, have we?

I don't think Pugsy has the X Factor. He has womanly thighs.

Why is he standing in a huge sink?

well, we've waited all series for 'Feeling Good'

Nothing celebrates the end of slavery like scantily clad women legs akimbo I find

I thoughtt hey now was Essex?

The roulette wheel and dancers lying down is all to let his know that this is the bond theme style version of this song. Because then they can make comments about lack of versatility.

Fix- Idina Menzel- she duetted with Bubbles last week.

Oh good, I was worried about the writhing naked women. It would be awful if they were unemployed so close to Christmas

Crynows from Croydon.

The staging is indeed very literal, and 'Pans People-esque'.

Simon is probably enjoying the view of the mostly naked dancers writhing around directly behind him. Sadly.

So when the women show me their chuff to Feeling Good, how am I SUPPOSED to feel?

Ooh I missed last week is she the actual Elsa!

Nice work Pugsy. Still the best singer by a fucking country mile

Oh, I count Croydon as practically London.

Fix- she is.

I miss his Pug jumper.

My first post on an x-factor thread but I lurk on them every week, infact watching the x-factor alongside these threads is the highlight of my Saturday night! Thanks for starting them Raah.

I'd hope you'd feel quite differently to mingehead, Rudolph. In pretty much any situation, and particularly when dancers are forced to show your their chuff.

As a Mancunian, I have no idea where anywhere is in the London area. It's all 'South'

Dullisa is so bloody boring. And has no original thoughts.

Whyohwhy did they wheel out Dullisa?
She can barely string two words togevver

Oh Bisgetti, we would have clutched you to our venomous bosom if you'd posted earlier!

My God what a twat.

Yes, lets here it for Raahh, livened up my saturday night reading these threads. Thank you!