X FACTOR- it's the FINAL!! It's been a looooooong journey- but we've made it our own.

[fRaahhnkincense]

So, after 4 months, it's finally here!

Will the winner be Pugsy, Hey-Ho or Big Hair?
Odds on favourite (surprise!) is Fleur.

This is what they will be singing-

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 10 / Final songs
Andrea Faustini

Feeling Good (originally by Nina Simone)

Song of the series: Earth Song (originally by Michael Jackson)

Winner's Single – I Didn’t Know My Own Strength (originally by Whitney Houston)

Ben Haenow

Demons (originally by Imagine Dragons)

Song of the series: Man In The Mirror (by Michael Jackson)

Winner's Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Fleur East

Can’t Hold Us (originally by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis)

Uptown Funk (originally by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars)

Winner's Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Pugs has been dumped, clearly, as after weeks of 'It would be nice to see you do something different' yada yada- the single he will record if he wins- is a Whitney song!!

The other single is not the most exciting choice of winning single. And I'm not sure it suits Fleur.

I have to go to the school Christmas fair this afternoon. The joy. And I'm driving so can't even get pissed have a mulled wine or 6.

And Mark Ronson must be thrilled to bits by all this free publicity. MIght backfire on Cowell- Ronson's version of Uptown funk could still be Christmas number one.

I am always happy to slag off Bono.

This is very quiet. Weirdly quiet.

Writhing in Cardigans.

5 votes for Ben!

And Bono is really Bono Vox. (Means good voice, named after a hearing aid shop in Ireland I believe).

DD works with pensioners, she could hire us fake nans aplenty

The Edge has no pals, do shush. He may have minions who pretend he isn't laughable, but no pals.

Ben and Pugsy for me. But as Pugsy's been bottom two twice and Fleur has been hyped beyond all belief, think I'll be saying goodbye to the Pug in a bit.

I'm going to refer to Bono as Paul from now on, as that's what his nan would have called him.

Boring, snoring

Bono is a wanker

I don't want a nan, I'd rather have a Last-Legs Gramps that I can pen inappropriate songs about

TSSDNCOP
"When you see the flashbacks you realise just how much filler Simon's got in his face. In fact, you can almost see it moving in tonight's close ups. It's like a Ridley Scott movie."

Actual LOL.

Rudy- it's a huge money spinner, along with 'kent-a-kid' for those moments when you are 'doing it for the children'

Do you know if I every got naked with Ed we'd look like a pornagrapic luminously white scribble pad.

Possibly a good think I'm not really able to do the sexing at the moment.

Insert dirty Bono wanking joke here *

Yes to Mumsnet auditions in Gateshead and to being pedantic

He doesn't look like a Paul though does he? Paul's have blonde hair and glasses.

I think 'Bono is a wanker' is the kind of statement of fact that should pass muster in wikipedia. It's not even a controversial opinion or anything.

Isn't abono some kind of monkey? Can it sing?

YY, Sir Noel dedicating her writhing performance of 'One Night Only' to her dead Grampypops

She is probably not going to win it- but Fleur IS going to be big, very big internationally (out of the three).

Sam Smith still to be on?

Bono can't be a wanker with all his metal plates in his arms right now.

In his youth The Edge looked like a Denzil.

Present day The Edge is passably Gavin-esque

U2

I still want to know what has REALLY happened to Mel B?

And..... Why she and Cheryl didn't stand for bubbles and elsa last week?

I don't really care who wins this.