Where is tonights X Factor thread?

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Am able to join in Real Time rather than on catch up and I cant find you all!

See I HATE this song, I don't think it even qualifies as a song tbh, seeing as it has NO FUCKING TUNE and all....

But already I'm thinking he's smashing it

He has to go through, really.

Because i love his beard.

I think Mel B is allergic to her mascara

SirNoel- I know what you mean!

Omg can't believe I'm going to have to wait til tomorrow!

Ah it's so dramatic. How will we all sleep tonight

Why did they not just do MelB tomorrow, or make it longer tonight?

Oh they annoy me!

Right, Goggleboxing on 4+1 now

See you tomorrow!

Well they cried so he's through

I'll sleep tonight, I've taken so many prescription drugs!

I'm away to watch GoggleBox on +1

Good night everyone!

I'm watching xtra factor (don't normally) and have just discovered that they all sing a second song for the judges too!

They do? Why don't they show it to us, instead of all that mindless filler?

Apostrophe nightmare! Just spotted over "25's". It's a plural! There is no apostrophe!
And that wasn't first class, it was business.

I wonder how some of the bands from bootcamp who have been together years feel about Masterb8 (put together five mins) and Blonde Electric (untalented joke act) getting through to the Lives?

citrus- it's rubbish isn't it? Makes the whole point of 'proper' bands auditioning a bit moot.

Anyway- I'm feeling a bit better, head not great but to make us feel better, here are the remaining songs for Mel's group.

Tonight’s X Factor songs
MEL B AND THE BOYS

DANNY DEARDEN
Kelly Clarkson – Beautiful Disaster

JORDAN MORRIS
Timbaland – Apologize

JAKE QUICKENDEN
The Police – Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic

PAUL AKISTER
Simon and Garfunkel – Bridge Over Troubled Water

Nice to see 'Bridge over troubled Water' make a comeback.

SIMON AND THE OVERS

STEVI RITCHIE
The Monkees – I’m a Believer

LIZZY PATTINSON
Blake Shelton – Don’t Make Me

HELEN FULTHORPE
Etta James – I’d Rather Go Blind

JAY JAMES
R.E.M. – Everybody Hurts

FLEUR EAST
Jessie J – Bang Bang

The song list is making my head worse I'm off to take more drugs and I will see you all later.

New thread tonight or sticking with this one?

Well, we've still got quite a lot of this one left, so we should be ok.

Just stay here tonight ey?

Im a bit poorly - think something with ny sinuses, so am going to be a right grump ifthey start putting the shittier ones through again tonight.

cant even bring myself tk get off the couch and get the last of the wine out the fridge

I would like Paul to gi through but also a better song!

Evening ladies!

I've been really suffering with my head today, I've taken that many pills I'm not sure will be able to tell the difference between MelB and MingeHead tbh!

oh no Think that's not good.
I feel a lot better than I did last night, just wobbly, with a bit of a headache. I will soldier on.

Fairy- drugs are the very best way to watch, I've decided (legal ones, obviously).

So, last nights show was crap, I watched it today. Hope tonight's is better

I love REM and Everybody Hurts is one of my favourite REM songs (but hey, the world would be boring if we all agreed)

If Jay murders it I will hunt him down and shove his microphone where the sun don't shine